OP Fic: That'll Work

[moe81]

Title: That’ll Work

Rating: PG

Pairing: Zoro/Sanji

Topic: Compromise

Words: 130

A/N: Because I’m a pervy little beast who needs to be spanked. And I hate dialogue with a vengeance.

“No.”

 

“Damn it, marimo.”

 

“No.”

 

“You are such a stubborn ASSHOLE!”

 

“No”

 

“Give me one good reason why I don’t kick the shit out of you.”

 

“No.”

 

“FUCK YOU, SHIT-HEAD!”

 

“What the HELL is going on?”

 

“Nami-swwwaaannnn. Are you here to tell me of your love?”

 

“Che.”

 

“This better not be some ridiculous argument because you’re interrupting my sunbathing time.”

 

“My humble apologies, Nami-san. Can I make it up to you with-”

 

“Oi. We were talking.”

 

“No. I was talking. You were being an uncompromising asshole.”

 

“I have a suggestion.”

 

“Anything you deem worthy of giving us makes the heavens shine, nami-swwwaaannnn.”

 

“Che.”

 

“Take turns.”

 

“Excuse me?”

 

“One night Zoro, the next Sanji. Easy.”

 

“N-n-nami-san?”

 

“I could live with that.”

 

“Really, boys. How hard is it to decide who bottoms?”

Comments

[silver-trident.livejournal.com]

XDD!! Ay ay ay Sanji, too easily manipulated for your own good, you poor thing. And I like how you show how he has to drink in order to stand the conversation. XD
I just don't really get why it wouldn't work when re-supplying?

[moe81.livejournal.com]

I kinda figure since Sanji likes to do his own shopping and unless he forces Zoro into helping him - which doesn't always work, Zoro would go off alone and get lost. Again. He'd never be able to keep to his timetable.

Although...


"Sanji-kun?"

"Hai, Nami-swaaannn?"

"This is for you."

"Nami-san is giving me a gift. She's so generous. Uhhh... Nami-san? What is this?"

"Usopp has agreed to bring the supplies back, so you don't have to worry."

"But, Nami-san..?"

"It's a leash for Zoro."

"..."

"You know how he always gets lost. Put it on him. Lead him around. A leash."

"..."

"Sanji-kun. You're bleeding."

[reddy-chan.livejournal.com]

XDDDDD lol, Sanji you perv!!

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Think Zoro would be much better?


"Oi, cook? That thing leather?"

"Umm... yeah."

"Nice."

"Sanji-kun. You're bleeding again."