OP Fic: That'll Work

[moe81]

Title: That’ll Work

Rating: PG

Pairing: Zoro/Sanji

Topic: Compromise

Words: 130

A/N: Because I’m a pervy little beast who needs to be spanked. And I hate dialogue with a vengeance.

“No.”

 

“Damn it, marimo.”

 

“No.”

 

“You are such a stubborn ASSHOLE!”

 

“No”

 

“Give me one good reason why I don’t kick the shit out of you.”

 

“No.”

 

“FUCK YOU, SHIT-HEAD!”

 

“What the HELL is going on?”

 

“Nami-swwwaaannnn. Are you here to tell me of your love?”

 

“Che.”

 

“This better not be some ridiculous argument because you’re interrupting my sunbathing time.”

 

“My humble apologies, Nami-san. Can I make it up to you with-”

 

“Oi. We were talking.”

 

“No. I was talking. You were being an uncompromising asshole.”

 

“I have a suggestion.”

 

“Anything you deem worthy of giving us makes the heavens shine, nami-swwwaaannnn.”

 

“Che.”

 

“Take turns.”

 

“Excuse me?”

 

“One night Zoro, the next Sanji. Easy.”

 

“N-n-nami-san?”

 

“I could live with that.”

 

“Really, boys. How hard is it to decide who bottoms?”

Comments

[moe81.livejournal.com]

"The only time this may not work, is when we stop for re-supply."

"What about when one of us is hurt?"

"Your both such masochists, that won't matter."

"True."

"Sanji, we need your input for this."

"Oi, cook. Put down the bottle and get over here."

"Stuff it, marimo-bastard."

"Sanji-kun, we need to get your timetables right."

"H-hai, nami-san."

[silver-trident.livejournal.com]

XDD!! Ay ay ay Sanji, too easily manipulated for your own good, you poor thing. And I like how you show how he has to drink in order to stand the conversation. XD
I just don't really get why it wouldn't work when re-supplying?

[moe81.livejournal.com]

I kinda figure since Sanji likes to do his own shopping and unless he forces Zoro into helping him - which doesn't always work, Zoro would go off alone and get lost. Again. He'd never be able to keep to his timetable.

Although...


"Sanji-kun?"

"Hai, Nami-swaaannn?"

"This is for you."

"Nami-san is giving me a gift. She's so generous. Uhhh... Nami-san? What is this?"

"Usopp has agreed to bring the supplies back, so you don't have to worry."

"But, Nami-san..?"

"It's a leash for Zoro."

"..."

"You know how he always gets lost. Put it on him. Lead him around. A leash."

"..."

"Sanji-kun. You're bleeding."

[reddy-chan.livejournal.com]

XDDDDD lol, Sanji you perv!!

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Think Zoro would be much better?


"Oi, cook? That thing leather?"

"Umm... yeah."

"Nice."

"Sanji-kun. You're bleeding again."