OP Fic: That'll Work
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moe81Title: That’ll Work
Rating: PG
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Topic: Compromise
Words: 130
A/N: Because I’m a pervy little beast who needs to be spanked. And I hate dialogue with a vengeance.
“No.”
“Damn it, marimo.”
“No.”
“You are such a stubborn ASSHOLE!”
“No”
“Give me one good reason why I don’t kick the shit out of you.”
“No.”
“FUCK YOU, SHIT-HEAD!”
“What the HELL is going on?”
“Nami-swwwaaannnn. Are you here to tell me of your love?”
“Che.”
“This better not be some ridiculous argument because you’re interrupting my sunbathing time.”
“My humble apologies, Nami-san. Can I make it up to you with-”
“Oi. We were talking.”
“No. I was talking. You were being an uncompromising asshole.”
“I have a suggestion.”
“Anything you deem worthy of giving us makes the heavens shine, nami-swwwaaannnn.”
“Che.”
“Take turns.”
“Excuse me?”
“One night Zoro, the next Sanji. Easy.”
“N-n-nami-san?”
“I could live with that.”
“Really, boys. How hard is it to decide who bottoms?”
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EEE...
Date: 2008-07-31 03:28 pm (UTC)Re: EEE...
Date: 2008-08-01 03:50 am (UTC)rsrsrsr ^^
Date: 2008-07-31 03:54 pm (UTC)Re: rsrsrsr ^^
Date: 2008-08-01 06:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-31 06:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-31 11:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-01 04:57 am (UTC)You do realise, that by now, if what I send out sucks? You NEED to tell me. In fact, I insist.
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Date: 2008-07-31 11:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-01 05:03 am (UTC)"What about when one of us is hurt?"
"Your both such masochists, that won't matter."
"True."
"Sanji, we need your input for this."
"Oi, cook. Put down the bottle and get over here."
"Stuff it, marimo-bastard."
"Sanji-kun, we need to get your timetables right."
"H-hai, nami-san."
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Date: 2008-08-01 04:12 pm (UTC)I just don't really get why it wouldn't work when re-supplying?
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Date: 2008-08-02 01:45 am (UTC)Although...
"Sanji-kun?"
"Hai, Nami-swaaannn?"
"This is for you."
"Nami-san is giving me a gift. She's so generous. Uhhh... Nami-san? What is this?"
"Usopp has agreed to bring the supplies back, so you don't have to worry."
"But, Nami-san..?"
"It's a leash for Zoro."
"..."
"You know how he always gets lost. Put it on him. Lead him around. A leash."
"..."
"Sanji-kun. You're bleeding."
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Date: 2008-08-02 02:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-03 08:06 am (UTC)"Oi, cook? That thing leather?"
"Umm... yeah."
"Nice."
"Sanji-kun. You're bleeding again."
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Date: 2008-08-01 12:41 am (UTC)Usually hate 1shots too... ^ ^
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Date: 2008-08-01 04:53 am (UTC)hee!
Date: 2008-08-11 01:02 am (UTC)