OP Fic: That'll Work
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moe81Title: That’ll Work
Rating: PG
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Topic: Compromise
Words: 130
A/N: Because I’m a pervy little beast who needs to be spanked. And I hate dialogue with a vengeance.
“No.”
“Damn it, marimo.”
“No.”
“You are such a stubborn ASSHOLE!”
“No”
“Give me one good reason why I don’t kick the shit out of you.”
“No.”
“FUCK YOU, SHIT-HEAD!”
“What the HELL is going on?”
“Nami-swwwaaannnn. Are you here to tell me of your love?”
“Che.”
“This better not be some ridiculous argument because you’re interrupting my sunbathing time.”
“My humble apologies, Nami-san. Can I make it up to you with-”
“Oi. We were talking.”
“No. I was talking. You were being an uncompromising asshole.”
“I have a suggestion.”
“Anything you deem worthy of giving us makes the heavens shine, nami-swwwaaannnn.”
“Che.”
“Take turns.”
“Excuse me?”
“One night Zoro, the next Sanji. Easy.”
“N-n-nami-san?”
“I could live with that.”
“Really, boys. How hard is it to decide who bottoms?”
