Another one cracks the dust
Sep. 7th, 2008 09:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
moe81Based off nonoji’s latest art work, Zoro in drag.
I had the urge to write a fic where someone walks in on him.
Number 1
"Oi, Zo-! What the hell are you wearing?"
"You always ask why I sleep during the day. This is why."
"But-?"
"Where do you think most of our money comes from anyway?"
Number 2
"Oi, Zo-! What the hell are you wearing?"
"Eeeeeek. Don't look at me you damn pervert!"
"Marimo-swaannnn~~~"
Number 3
"Oi, Zo-! What the hell are you wearing?"
"It's not what it looks like."
"Really? Don't forget your lipstick."
"Eh? Oh damn. Knew I forgot something."
This conversation created a drabble
*snorts*
You were the one who suggested it; you have no right to snort at poor, sweet Zorolina.
Poor Zorolina needs to make some beli before Nami cracks him over the head.
Yes. So true.
I’m trying to remember... does she ever shout at him for sleeping all the time?
Hmmmm. No that’s Sanji.
Interesting. So she does have him working.
And poor poor Sanji hasn’t been able to reap the benefits.
Drabble: Look for nonoji’s comments
"Woman, what the hell have you got me wearing?"
"Zoro, please. I'm female. I know what attracts men."
"Fine, but how the hell do you expect me to put this on? It laces at the back."
"Get Sanji to help you."
"Hmm. Oi, shit-cook. Need you!"
"The fuck you want, cabbage head?"
"Here. Lace this for me."
"Wha... urk."
"Cook, swallowing your cigarette isn't helping you know."
"M-m-marimo-swannn~~"
Get Sanji to pay for services
"Zoro~"
"Dammit woman, can't you see I’m busy?"
"So sorry, Zoro. Umm...Sanji, if you're going to partake in the goods, you're going to have to pay."
"Fiiinnee. Harder you asshole!"
*post coital cigarette*
"Don't forget to pay the witch, dartboard."
"Oi. Think I'd get a discount if I pay in advance?"
omigod, its a regular occurrence!!
"Sanji-kun?"
"Yes, my mellorine?"
"Your time slot with Zoro is coming up."
*swallows cigarette*
"Thank you, N-n-nami-san."
~~~~
"Oi, woman? I think you double booked me."
"I'm sure I didn't, Zoro."
"Really? Then why are both the cook and Ace waiting for me in the bunk room?"
"Oh. Well, my mistake. But I’m sure you can make it work, right Zoro?"
~~~~
*somewhere down the Grand Line*
"Brat. What the hell is this?"
"No idea what you're talking about, Taisa."
"Really? So you weren't with Roronoa and Blackleg over a week ago?"
"Oh hell. She said she wouldn't send those out."
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Date: 2008-09-07 01:49 pm (UTC)mpffmpppffff gaaahhhhhh <----- me trying articulate myself after reading the above divine crack.
Moe81 hun, I can only repeat it over and over again: YOU ARE THE FREAKING CRACK QUEEN OF THIS INTERNET ESTABLISHMENT (LJ). And starting next week, I'm gonna sacrifice you squirrels. lol
Seriously. This is awesome and so much to the point with just a few words only.
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Date: 2008-09-09 11:10 am (UTC)Articulation is not necessary. If you can articulate at all, my job was not a complete success.
The messenger of Crack resides in my dark brain and comes out all too often. I can't shut the door anymore. He's jammed it open with a screwdriver.
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Date: 2008-09-09 01:26 pm (UTC)Oh dear, ok, next time I'm just gonna post gibberish! lol
Good for us! :) I suppose sooner or later, I'm gonna be addicted to your crack... if that happens would you please ensure that they put "Crack victim" on my grave stone? Thankies. hehe
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Date: 2008-09-10 07:16 am (UTC)Shall I pre-order the stone? Maybe I should order in bulk. Would I get a discount, do you think?
ADDICTION! WORLD DOMINATION! The people are MINE! mwhahahahaha!
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Date: 2008-09-10 02:25 pm (UTC)*cowers and sacrifices first squirrel to Crack Goddess*
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Date: 2008-09-15 05:05 am (UTC)I HAVE SACRIFICES! YOU ARE WELCOMED INTO MY CULT WITH OPEN ARMS!
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Date: 2008-09-15 02:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-16 05:55 am (UTC)Whew. This goddess thing is exhausting.
*dances a little jig where no one can see her* I'm a gonna get horus stuff, I'm a gonna get horus stuff~
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Date: 2008-09-07 07:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-09 11:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-07 11:46 pm (UTC)I worship at the alter of your awesomeness. "Marimo-swaaaan~~!" is my new favorite pet nickname for Zoro.
♥
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Date: 2008-09-09 11:19 am (UTC)I'm helping create nicknames! This is cause for celebration, poppykins. :D
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Date: 2008-09-11 04:30 am (UTC)LOL XD Your legacy will live on through the nicknames and fics that you have created and posted. Poppykins, hahas;iasv Thanks
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Date: 2008-09-15 04:10 am (UTC)I'm leaving a crack-filled legacy? I can die happy now. 8D
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Date: 2008-09-15 04:24 am (UTC)You sure are! Um, well. I'm all for dying happy, but just don't do it now. Perhaps like 50 years from now?
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Date: 2008-09-15 05:09 am (UTC)50 years? That's a long time for a lot of crack. There is no way I'm going to be sane by the end of this, am I?
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Date: 2008-09-15 05:38 am (UTC)Psh. Who wants to be sane, anyway? :D
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Date: 2008-09-15 06:41 am (UTC)Sane? Not us! No way! Never! Who the hell suggested that?
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Date: 2008-09-16 01:14 am (UTC)I'm not sure, but whoever did suggest it should be punished!
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Date: 2008-09-16 05:51 am (UTC)Let's make them sit through hours of crack. They should change their minds then. Or is that not punishment enough?
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Date: 2008-09-18 03:38 am (UTC)Hmm...depends on the crack. Because there is some truly enjoyable crack out there. Perhaps...crack-that-induces-brain-breakage? Make them sit through back-to-back crack, too. THERE WILL BE NO BREAKS OR MERCY FOR THEM.
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Date: 2008-09-18 06:24 am (UTC)You really are kind of evil, aren't you?
If there's going to be brain-breakage, you get to clean up the mess. Could probably hose down the concrete. Quick and efficent like and get the room ready for the next batch.
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Date: 2008-09-21 01:14 am (UTC)Yesss, I am. It's just so much fun!
We could always set down some tarp or something before hand, so when brain-breakage occurs, we just move the
victimprisoner, the chair he was sitting on, and just take the tarp out back and hose it down, then put everything back - minus the prisoner, of course - and start again.no subject
Date: 2008-09-30 06:01 am (UTC)You've thought about this kind of torture a lot haven't you? Maybe a little too much. Or are you already practicing this form of breakage and have yet to share with everyone else? If so... that's mean and you should selling ring-side seats.
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Date: 2008-10-13 10:32 pm (UTC)Well, I watch a lot of movies. And after years and years of it, you start to pick up on what the villains do wrong that causes them to get caught. So then you start to think about what they could do to not get caught...>_> And I might have tried the brain breakage thing once or twice. *shifty eyes* I've never thought about trying to sell seats. Hmm...
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Date: 2008-10-20 03:29 am (UTC)Hmm, well that does explain the increase in therapy that's been needed and also the counselling for fail!villainy. We'll need a ticketmaster, someone with a good head for business. Someone like....that person over there.
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Date: 2008-10-20 04:46 am (UTC)I bet counselors for failed villains make good money. They'd have to, if they sit through hours and hours of repeated tales of how they were deafeated by so-and-so. *Looks 'over there'* Oh yes, that person looks like a responsible, reliable fellow. OI, WANNA MAKE SOME MONEY?
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Date: 2008-10-22 03:03 am (UTC)WE GOT CASH! And if that doesn't work for you, you can listen to these guys and feel great in the knowledge that there is someone out there with a sadder lot in life than what you've got.
*whispers* That's kinda mean innit?
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Date: 2008-10-24 04:43 am (UTC)LOL *Whisper* Maybe a little...but it's a necessary mean! They'll be sure to join now, and we need them.
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Date: 2008-10-24 05:26 am (UTC)*whispers* Well it's not like we'd do it anyway so we need those that can sit there and listen to others just ramble on and on and on and then we can go and make fun of all the little villainous people who have nothing better to do.
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Date: 2008-11-02 08:08 am (UTC)*whispers back* Sounds like a plan to me. We'll pawn the whiny villains off on others and go and have fun!
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Date: 2008-11-04 04:43 am (UTC)And since they're villains, they won't even know what's happening until we've done it. *winks*
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Date: 2008-11-04 05:24 am (UTC)But of course. Villains aren't the brightest bunch.
Or how else would they keep getting beat?no subject
Date: 2008-09-08 05:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-09 11:24 am (UTC)*squibbles dangerously close to the edge of sanity* I LOVE YOU TOOOOO!!!
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Date: 2008-09-10 12:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-15 05:07 am (UTC)Please let me welcome you to my alter, where squirrels are sacrificed on a regular basis - please speak to horus about the specifics - and there just isn't enough elbow room anymore.
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Date: 2008-09-16 01:13 am (UTC)After fasting ends, I will put upon you a bound uke of your choice!
Hails! *g*
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Date: 2008-09-16 05:22 am (UTC)As for the uke? *evil grin* I know a few that could fit that particular position well.
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Date: 2008-11-17 03:18 pm (UTC)So freaking fantastic......
So fun and full of the LOLZ!
*memories!*
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Date: 2008-12-07 03:05 pm (UTC)Marimo-swaaaannn! XD
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Date: 2008-12-09 08:26 am (UTC)*turns and wibbles with you* marimo-swann~~
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