Another one cracks the dust

[moe81]

Based off nonoji’s latest art work, Zoro in drag.

I had the urge to write a fic where someone walks in on him.

Number 1

 

"Oi, Zo-! What the hell are you wearing?"

 

"You always ask why I sleep during the day. This is why."

 

"But-?"

 

"Where do you think most of our money comes from anyway?"

 

 

Number 2

 

"Oi, Zo-! What the hell are you wearing?"

 

"Eeeeeek. Don't look at me you damn pervert!"

 

"Marimo-swaannnn~~~"

 

 

 

Number 3

 

"Oi, Zo-! What the hell are you wearing?"

 

"It's not what it looks like."

 

"Really? Don't forget your lipstick."

 

"Eh? Oh damn. Knew I forgot something."

 

 

This conversation created a drabble

 

*snorts*

 

You were the one who suggested it; you have no right to snort at poor, sweet Zorolina.

 

Poor Zorolina needs to make some beli before Nami cracks him over the head.

 

Yes. So true.

 

I’m trying to remember... does she ever shout at him for sleeping all the time?

 

Hmmmm. No that’s Sanji.

 

Interesting. So she does have him working.

 

And poor poor Sanji hasn’t been able to reap the benefits.

 

 

Drabble: Look for nonoji’s comments

 

"Woman, what the hell have you got me wearing?"

 

"Zoro, please. I'm female. I know what attracts men."

 

"Fine, but how the hell do you expect me to put this on? It laces at the back."

 

"Get Sanji to help you."

 

"Hmm. Oi, shit-cook. Need you!"

 

"The fuck you want, cabbage head?"

 

"Here. Lace this for me."

 

"Wha... urk."

 

"Cook, swallowing your cigarette isn't helping you know."

 

"M-m-marimo-swannn~~"

 

 

Get Sanji to pay for services

 

 

"Zoro~"

 

"Dammit woman, can't you see I’m busy?"

 

"So sorry, Zoro. Umm...Sanji, if you're going to partake in the goods, you're going to have to pay."

 

"Fiiinnee. Harder you asshole!"

 

*post coital cigarette*

 

"Don't forget to pay the witch, dartboard."

 

"Oi. Think I'd get a discount if I pay in advance?"

 

 

omigod, its a regular occurrence!!

 

 

"Sanji-kun?"

 

"Yes, my mellorine?"

 

"Your time slot with Zoro is coming up."

 

*swallows cigarette*

 

"Thank you, N-n-nami-san."

 

~~~~

"Oi, woman? I think you double booked me."

 

"I'm sure I didn't, Zoro." 

 

"Really? Then why are both the cook and Ace waiting for me in the bunk room?"

 

"Oh. Well, my mistake. But I’m sure you can make it work, right Zoro?"

 

~~~~

*somewhere down the Grand Line*

 

"Brat. What the hell is this?"

 

"No idea what you're talking about, Taisa."

 

"Really? So you weren't with Roronoa and Blackleg over a week ago?"

 

"Oh hell. She said she wouldn't send those out."

Comments

[moe81.livejournal.com]

The comment-whore likes gibberish. I means everything is as it should be. :D

Shall I pre-order the stone? Maybe I should order in bulk. Would I get a discount, do you think?

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[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

LOL! this is awesome! Pre-order my grave stone. I would love you forever! Not even my family is so considerate. *is very moved*

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[moe81.livejournal.com]

I'm very thoughful to people when I put my mind to it. *plans for the order of gravestone*

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[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

YAY! :) I so damn need Photoshop again on my laptop. There is still that one banner I promised you and now this membership... *runs off and searches for cd*

[moe81.livejournal.com]

YES! YES! Go do my bidding and create... stuff!

Whew. This goddess thing is exhausting.

*dances a little jig where no one can see her* I'm a gonna get horus stuff, I'm a gonna get horus stuff~