Another one cracks the dust

[moe81]

Based off nonoji’s latest art work, Zoro in drag.

I had the urge to write a fic where someone walks in on him.

Number 1

 

"Oi, Zo-! What the hell are you wearing?"

 

"You always ask why I sleep during the day. This is why."

 

"But-?"

 

"Where do you think most of our money comes from anyway?"

 

 

Number 2

 

"Oi, Zo-! What the hell are you wearing?"

 

"Eeeeeek. Don't look at me you damn pervert!"

 

"Marimo-swaannnn~~~"

 

 

 

Number 3

 

"Oi, Zo-! What the hell are you wearing?"

 

"It's not what it looks like."

 

"Really? Don't forget your lipstick."

 

"Eh? Oh damn. Knew I forgot something."

 

 

This conversation created a drabble

 

*snorts*

 

You were the one who suggested it; you have no right to snort at poor, sweet Zorolina.

 

Poor Zorolina needs to make some beli before Nami cracks him over the head.

 

Yes. So true.

 

I’m trying to remember... does she ever shout at him for sleeping all the time?

 

Hmmmm. No that’s Sanji.

 

Interesting. So she does have him working.

 

And poor poor Sanji hasn’t been able to reap the benefits.

 

 

Drabble: Look for nonoji’s comments

 

"Woman, what the hell have you got me wearing?"

 

"Zoro, please. I'm female. I know what attracts men."

 

"Fine, but how the hell do you expect me to put this on? It laces at the back."

 

"Get Sanji to help you."

 

"Hmm. Oi, shit-cook. Need you!"

 

"The fuck you want, cabbage head?"

 

"Here. Lace this for me."

 

"Wha... urk."

 

"Cook, swallowing your cigarette isn't helping you know."

 

"M-m-marimo-swannn~~"

 

 

Get Sanji to pay for services

 

 

"Zoro~"

 

"Dammit woman, can't you see I’m busy?"

 

"So sorry, Zoro. Umm...Sanji, if you're going to partake in the goods, you're going to have to pay."

 

"Fiiinnee. Harder you asshole!"

 

*post coital cigarette*

 

"Don't forget to pay the witch, dartboard."

 

"Oi. Think I'd get a discount if I pay in advance?"

 

 

omigod, its a regular occurrence!!

 

 

"Sanji-kun?"

 

"Yes, my mellorine?"

 

"Your time slot with Zoro is coming up."

 

*swallows cigarette*

 

"Thank you, N-n-nami-san."

 

~~~~

"Oi, woman? I think you double booked me."

 

"I'm sure I didn't, Zoro." 

 

"Really? Then why are both the cook and Ace waiting for me in the bunk room?"

 

"Oh. Well, my mistake. But I’m sure you can make it work, right Zoro?"

 

~~~~

*somewhere down the Grand Line*

 

"Brat. What the hell is this?"

 

"No idea what you're talking about, Taisa."

 

"Really? So you weren't with Roronoa and Blackleg over a week ago?"

 

"Oh hell. She said she wouldn't send those out."

Comments

[popkin16]

I-I'm not cheater. *Shifty eyes* I am afeared of your super large pillows.

I bet counselors for failed villains make good money. They'd have to, if they sit through hours and hours of repeated tales of how they were deafeated by so-and-so. *Looks 'over there'* Oh yes, that person looks like a responsible, reliable fellow. OI, WANNA MAKE SOME MONEY?

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Yes. Fear me. I come wielding fluff down monstrosities and they will obliterate any puffiness they meet.

WE GOT CASH! And if that doesn't work for you, you can listen to these guys and feel great in the knowledge that there is someone out there with a sadder lot in life than what you've got.

*whispers* That's kinda mean innit?

[popkin16]

I fear j00 like I fear...Asschin. *Response was influenced by your icon, which totally wins* Yes, I fear j00 that much!!

LOL *Whisper* Maybe a little...but it's a necessary mean! They'll be sure to join now, and we need them.

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Everyone should fear asschin. It's just that evil. You should also fear brazil nuts 'cause they hurt when launched at your head.

*whispers* Well it's not like we'd do it anyway so we need those that can sit there and listen to others just ramble on and on and on and then we can go and make fun of all the little villainous people who have nothing better to do.

[popkin16]

Asschin is the epitome of evil. I should? I've never been hit in the head with a brazil nut. So I'll take your word for it!

*whispers back* Sounds like a plan to me. We'll pawn the whiny villains off on others and go and have fun!

[moe81.livejournal.com]

If you want a softer nut, I recommend possibly cashews or even almonds. *believes this is good advice*

And since they're villains, they won't even know what's happening until we've done it. *winks*

[popkin16]

Thank you for your recommendation. I'll definitely keep it in mind! XD *Thinks it sounds like good advice*

But of course. Villains aren't the brightest bunch. Or how else would they keep getting beat?