OP Fic: It's a Bitch

[moe81]

Title: It’s a bitch

Rating: PG for the swearing

Pairing: Sanji -> Zoro

Word count: 108

A/N: Only that green is a fun colour. (Actually, it's been several days since I posted anything and I think I'm having withdrawl symptoms.)

Sanji hated the colour green.

 

There were so many reasons.

 

Grass-like hair: Maybe he could get Usopp to invent an itty-bitty lawnmower.

 

Ratty haramaki: It’s called fashion, dumbass. Recognise it, appreciate it.

 

Fucking stupid, muscle-brained, barbaric, bakafied, seaweed-headed, AHO-MARIMO SWORDSMAN!

 

The main reason he hated green – it was the colour of jealousy.

 

The sound of clashing swords from the courtyard had him looking over his shoulder and grinding his cigarette between his teeth.

 

His next thought was so out of character that it brought him up short and made him want to kick his own head in.

 

Fucking dark-haired Marine Ensigns.

 

Shit. He really hated the colour green.

Comments

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

Nice! I thought you were going to take jelousy a different way but a good read!

[moe81.livejournal.com]

I thought about it but I couldn't see Sanji attacking a girl, no matter the cause. This way he has to sit by and pretend it isn't happening.

I am dumb!

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

OH!!! Was this Sanji seeing the Tashigi/Zoro battle? I totally didn't get that!!!

I thought he looked over at the sound of swords and saw random marines practicing and found himself irate with himself at being disapointed it wasn't Zoro!

Ok! Good job!

Re: I am dumb!

[moe81.livejournal.com]

That's what I get for being vague. *slaps self* I was hoping the "Ensign" comment was enough.

[ends-of-time.livejournal.com]

Awesome. You're too cool, my sweet. I really like your Sanji, he's very much IC. Congratulations *hands over cookies*

*checks my f-list* Oh my, you have been busy! I guess this is what I get for being lazy. But if it's your goodness, I don't mind staying up past midnight to comment on every single one! Cuz I love you just that much!

[moe81.livejournal.com]

*munches the cookies* Thanks, sweetie.

Ut's nice they want to stay in character,even if they do stuff out of the ordinary. (Although, they are part of the strangest crew anyway.)