OP Fic: It's a Bitch

[moe81]

Title: It’s a bitch

Rating: PG for the swearing

Pairing: Sanji -> Zoro

Word count: 108

A/N: Only that green is a fun colour. (Actually, it's been several days since I posted anything and I think I'm having withdrawl symptoms.)

Sanji hated the colour green.

 

There were so many reasons.

 

Grass-like hair: Maybe he could get Usopp to invent an itty-bitty lawnmower.

 

Ratty haramaki: It’s called fashion, dumbass. Recognise it, appreciate it.

 

Fucking stupid, muscle-brained, barbaric, bakafied, seaweed-headed, AHO-MARIMO SWORDSMAN!

 

The main reason he hated green – it was the colour of jealousy.

 

The sound of clashing swords from the courtyard had him looking over his shoulder and grinding his cigarette between his teeth.

 

His next thought was so out of character that it brought him up short and made him want to kick his own head in.

 

Fucking dark-haired Marine Ensigns.

 

Shit. He really hated the colour green.