OP Fic: Good Advice

[moe81]

Title: Good Advice

Rating: PG (for perverted thoughts)

Pairing: Chopper, Zoro/Sanji

Words: 181

Topic: Nude Beach

A/N: As it was pointed out to me, I failed with the yaoi in my last one. So I tried again. Hope this measures up.

The upside of belonging to such a small crew was that everyone was comfortable around each other, fully clothed or naked. This was a good thing as the latest island they had made port at didn’t believe in clothes. At all.

 

Chopper had been prepared to blindfold Sanji, to prevent the sudden blood loss from looking at all the naked women. Admittedly, the fight he and Zoro had going seemed to be keeping him occupied.

 

When they docked, Chopper had changed to Heavy Point, pulled out a strip of cloth and advanced on Sanji. As expected, the blood flowed free from the cook’s nose. What he hadn’t counted on… was Sanji staring at Zoro.

 

Chopper may have been young but he wasn’t stupid. No words were exchanged as he handed the blindfold to Sanji but being a doctor, he had to look after his crew. As he followed the rest of his naked nakama, he gave some parting advice. This seemed to have an almost adverse effect, causing the most damage to Sanji’s already perverted mind.

 

“Don’t forget to use lube.”

Comments

The hell is this?

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Who needs the beach!


"Chopper? What's with the shitty blindfold all the time?"

Chopper sniffed, tears welling in his eyes, as he clung to Sanji's legs. "If I can't completely stop the bleeding, I can at least keep it to a minimum."

Luffy came swinging out of the rigging, like the shitty monkey that he was. "Is Sanji hurt? If something is hurting my nakama I have to beat it up!"

Luffy in a panic was always slightly amusing.

Chopper looked to the aft deck and Luffy followed his gaze. Zoro was performing katas, shirt off and sweating up a storm. Luffy gave Chopper a blank look, then turned back to his chef.

Said chef was rooted to the spot, nose violently streaming blood.

Chopper began to wail and blame himself for not being fast enough with the blindfold. The situation seemed irreparable.

Luffy laughed loud enough to gain the attention of the swordsman, who upon noticing the cook's predicament, smirked and - uncharacteristically - winked.

"You guys are so funny!"

Re: The hell is this?

[akayalovesyaoi.livejournal.com]

*butts in*
which mean he will either stay virgin for the rest of his life or has to have hot kinky sex with a blindfold...

XD

Re: The hell is this?

[moe81.livejournal.com]

With Zoro being his main focus, what do you think will happen?

And I'm leaning to the galley being the first room seeing action.

Re: The hell is this?

[akayalovesyaoi.livejournal.com]

Orly? I though kitchen would be first?

Re: The hell is this?

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Hmm... actually I take that back. I think the deck, with everyone watching, 'cause Sanji has no self-control whatsoever.

Re: The hell is this?

[akayalovesyaoi.livejournal.com]

hmm, public sex then with voyeurism included, hmmm, I'd have to say YES XD

Re: The hell is this?

[moe81.livejournal.com]

How about if we set up a ring around them and make them mud-wrestle? I'd pay to see that.

Re: The hell is this?

[akayalovesyaoi.livejournal.com]

I can't say I dislike the idea, but maybe jello would be more fitting?

Re: The hell is this?

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Let's throw in some whipped cream while we're at it. Ooh... we can also add some chocolate sauce too and some yummy fruit bits and we can have a zosan fruit salad.

Now I'm hungry.