moe81 | OP Fic: Good Advice (Reply)

Title: Good Advice

Rating: PG (for perverted thoughts)

Pairing: Chopper, Zoro/Sanji

Words: 181

Topic: Nude Beach

A/N: As it was pointed out to me, I failed with the yaoi in my last one. So I tried again. Hope this measures up.

The upside of belonging to such a small crew was that everyone was comfortable around each other, fully clothed or naked. This was a good thing as the latest island they had made port at didn’t believe in clothes. At all.

Chopper had been prepared to blindfold Sanji, to prevent the sudden blood loss from looking at all the naked women. Admittedly, the fight he and Zoro had going seemed to be keeping him occupied.

When they docked, Chopper had changed to Heavy Point, pulled out a strip of cloth and advanced on Sanji. As expected, the blood flowed free from the cook’s nose. What he hadn’t counted on… was Sanji staring at Zoro.

Chopper may have been young but he wasn’t stupid. No words were exchanged as he handed the blindfold to Sanji but being a doctor, he had to look after his crew. As he followed the rest of his naked nakama, he gave some parting advice. This seemed to have an almost adverse effect, causing the most damage to Sanji’s already perverted mind.

“Don’t forget to use lube.”