moe81 | OP Fic: Hooray for French

Title: Hooray for French

Rating: G

Topic: Nude Beach

Words: 95

A/N: Not too happy with it but it kept saying “please write me”. I’ll try to come up with something better later on. And also, any title I think up is absolute crap.

Nami frowned at the map in her hand. “The next island we’ll be arriving at is Ile des Nudistes.”

Robin paused in taking a drink of her coffee and stared at the navigatior, her eyebrows raised and a small smile on her lips. While most of the crew presented her with blank looks, Luffy began jumping up and down, yelling “ADVENTURE!” and Sanji…

Several sets of wide eyes watched as the Cook of the Thousand Sunny produced a waterfall of blood from his nose and proceeded to fall to the floor, twitching and mumbling “M-m-m-melllllooorrrrriiiinnnneee.”

*French translation: Ile des Nudistes = Island of the Nudists. With thanks to tonko_ni

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Alternate ending 'cause mishagirl pointed out my flailing:

Several sets of wide eyes watched as the Cook of the Thousand Sunny produced a waterfall of blood from his nose and proceeded to fall to the floor, twitching and mumbling “M-m-m-maaarrrrrrimoooooo."