OP Fic: Hooray for French

[moe81]

Title: Hooray for French

Rating: G

Topic: Nude Beach

Words: 95

A/N: Not too happy with it but it kept saying “please write me”. I’ll try to come up with something better later on. And also, any title I think up is absolute crap.

Nami frowned at the map in her hand. “The next island we’ll be arriving at is Ile des Nudistes.”

 

Robin paused in taking a drink of her coffee and stared at the navigatior, her eyebrows raised and a small smile on her lips. While most of the crew presented her with blank looks, Luffy began jumping up and down, yelling “ADVENTURE!” and Sanji…

 

Several sets of wide eyes watched as the Cook of the Thousand Sunny produced a waterfall of blood from his nose and proceeded to fall to the floor, twitching and mumbling “M-m-m-melllllooorrrrriiiinnnneee.”

 

 

 

*French translation: Ile des Nudistes = Island of the Nudists. With thanks to tonko_ni 

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Alternate ending 'cause mishagirl pointed out my flailing:

Several sets of wide eyes watched as the Cook of the Thousand Sunny produced a waterfall of blood from his nose and proceeded to fall to the floor, twitching and mumbling “M-m-m-maaarrrrrrimoooooo."

Comments

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

Yay! Cute!

Wait a minute! Where's the yaoi!?

Eh, never mind..I can just interject naked man thoughts into sanjis mind. Done and done!

YAY! AWESOME! *thumbs up*

[moe81.livejournal.com]

I knew I should have made that mellorine, a marimo. Would I be bad if I changed it now?

*sends self to corner*

[tonko.livejournal.com]

I can just interject naked man thoughts into sanjis mind. Done and done!

That's not the part of Sanji I wanna interject naked men into. (ba dum bum tshh, thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.)

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Gives him a good head start.

And watch my mind pervert that in every which way.

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

Hilarious! I laughed so hard my mother came in from another room and started giving me the 3rd degree.

[tonko.livejournal.com]

LOL, my work here is done XD

[pseudo-shigure.livejournal.com]

THE ALTERNATE ENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDD

[moe81.livejournal.com]

I GOT CAPS! WOOHOO! AND LOTS OF SMILIES! WHEE!

Omakes are fun too. I actually went and did one of those for this fic too.

'Cause I'm Sorry

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Because my mind is in fact a twisted maze of yaoi pervertedness, please allow me to offer the following in compensation for my shortcomings. (See fic above).


Sanji: Mellorine Marimo.

Zoro: WTF? I'm not a girl aho-cook.

Sanji: (hip-shot) But you do bottom.

Zoro: (glares and blushes)

Luffy: Zoro? You bottom, too?

Usopp: (sputtering) Luffy, you said you wouldn't say anything.

Re: 'Cause I'm Sorry

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

EEEE!!! Bonus omake for me to find as I reread your entry!

AWESOME. Total and complete awesome. *bows down*

Re: 'Cause I'm Sorry

[moe81.livejournal.com]

IT'S YOUR FAULT IT EXISTS!

If you hadn't mentioned about the lack of yaoi, it wouldn't be there and there would be not bottoming of Zoro and there wouldn't be a smug cook and... and... mmmelllooorriinnneee mmmaaaarrimmmoooo!!!!

Re: 'Cause I'm Sorry

[leaper182.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeeee. <3

Ninja Luffy/Usopp ftw. :D

[tonko.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHA alternate endings ftw.

Nitpick, as a French speaker: Possibly "Ile de Nudiste" should be "Ile de[s] Nudistes" since the first reads more like "Island of Nudist" and the second is "Island of [the] Nudists."

That doesn't make it less funny though :D

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked. The alternates were last minute 'cause I missed my yaoi. =(

Thanks heaps for the translation. I fixed it. =D

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!...that was uber funny!...I think I have to agree that no one realize what's the place's name mean in english,except for sanji...and it also would be funny, when he said MELOORINNEEE!!! first when nami mentioned about it,but when everyone already in that nude beach,and zoro already naked,somehow he just blurted out MARIMMMMOOO!!!...hahaha...thank you for making it! ^_^...

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Thanks for reading, mr_redrum. I always appreciate your comments and understanding of what i'm trying to get across. But mostly 'cause they make all happy-filled-goodness and squishy-like.

[reflecttheother.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, I read the exclamation of Marimo as Marimoo from op_fanforall which is a fine image but changes this fic drastically...

[moe81.livejournal.com]

*wide wyes* What exactly is a Marimoo? And should I be afraid?

[reflecttheother.livejournal.com]

Should you be afraid? Perhaps, perhaps, but I shall leave it to you to judge ;) http://op-fanforall.livejournal.com/685.html?thread=186029#t186029

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Just the title had me going WTF.

Not afraid. Most definately.... not afraid.

Shit those two a hot together not matter what form they're in. And THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH for the link 'cause now i'm going to read it again and appreciate it even more.

I changed the imagery of my fic in my head and... shit its still funny. It's like... CRACK.

[ends-of-time.livejournal.com]

*spits milk at computer*

THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!! YOU ROCK MY WOOOOOOOOORLD, LITTLE LADY!!

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Woohoo! I got a spit-take!

THANK YOU SO MUCH ends_of_time! LETS ROCK THE WORLD TOGETHER AND MAKE PEOPLE BOW DOWN BEFORE US. 8D