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Feb. 1st, 2009 04:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
moe81Title: And it still makes no sense
Rating: PG all for one swear
Pairing: Sanji à Zoro
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popkin16 : This is what happens when I get comments from you. (I know one isn’t canon but I think the rest works.)
“I like you, you shitty cabbage brain.”
“Wha-? WHY?”
“I honestly don’t know. You’re an idiot. You sweat, snore, stink, sleep in the most inconvenient of places, have a complete disregard for women, direction means nothing to you, you have green hair, don’t work unless prodded, poked and kicked into submission, can't appreciate good food, don’t understand the meaning of meal etiquette, drink like a fish, get cut up until you’re unrecognizable...”
“Che. I’m not THAT bad.”
“….like fuzzy animals and children, care about Luffy and the rest of the crew, can rely on you to keep going even when you're nearly dead, you have green hair, your fighting skills are extraordinary, the atmosphere of your shirtlessness makes me hot…”
“What the fu-?”
“…and you’re nakama.”
“I-”
“Just thought you should know.”
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Date: 2009-02-01 06:06 am (UTC)I especially love how he mentioned Zoro having green hair twice, once in the bad list and once in the good. Oh Sanji ♥ You know you love it.
Now excuse me while I go build you an altar to the heavens.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
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Date: 2009-02-01 06:44 am (UTC)There's just something about the green hair. It has its own following or something.
*sits back and watches the construction* It's pretty~
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Date: 2009-02-01 07:35 am (UTC)The green hair compels people. It's like a drug; one look, and no other hair color does it for you.
Any specifications you'd like? This is for you, after all!
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Date: 2009-02-01 08:10 am (UTC)That explains why I've only been looking for green-headed guys rather than anything else. Obsession is a beautiful thing.
The Mistress is happy with anything. Tributes to pretty ghei boys are always welcome though.
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Date: 2009-02-01 08:14 am (UTC)Beautiful and terrifying, like a hungry tiger eying you for lunch. I love green-haired men ♥
Tributes...hmm. I'll see what I can do! *bows*
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Date: 2009-02-01 08:20 am (UTC)I say we make a race of green-haired men to satisfy our obsessions.
*looks forward to pretty bois being paraded*
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Date: 2009-02-01 08:26 am (UTC)That is the best plan I've heard. Ever.
The altar of Moe is nearly finished~
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Date: 2009-02-01 08:36 am (UTC)Green hair all round then. *does a little victory dance*
She is impressed at your speed and devotion. The rewards for your loyalty will be great and numerous.
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Date: 2009-02-01 09:58 am (UTC)Which one isn't canon, I wonder? the liking fuzzy animals bit? But Chopper is a kid and a fuzzy animal... hhhmm...
Wonder if Zoro will answer in kind? or will he just move things to the physical plane to simplify things? (either would make happy, you know. XD)
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Date: 2009-02-01 10:14 am (UTC)...Just saying, I'm glad Sanji gets it as well. :3
Also, this is so much in character it just makes me gleeful ^__^
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Date: 2009-02-01 09:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-02 01:15 am (UTC)Side note: I love the fact that "have green hair" was both a detriment and an incentive. It makes my heart happy, mon amie.
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Date: 2009-02-05 04:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-07 09:17 pm (UTC)And Zoro is so clueless!!!
You got a really LOUD laugh out of me (I startled my dog, too) XD
Lovely!
Awesome job!
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Date: 2009-02-15 07:10 am (UTC)I also love that after all this time I can still give you the happies because you always give them to me~~ *extreme hugs*