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[moe81]

Title: And it still makes no sense

Rating: PG all for one swear

Pairing: Sanji à Zoro

A/N: For popkin16 : This is what happens when I get comments from you. (I know one isn’t canon but I think the rest works.)



 

“I like you, you shitty cabbage brain.”

 

“Wha-? WHY?”

 

“I honestly don’t know. You’re an idiot. You sweat, snore, stink, sleep in the most inconvenient of places, have a complete disregard for women, direction means nothing to you, you have green hair, don’t work unless prodded, poked and kicked into submission, can't appreciate good food, don’t understand the meaning of meal etiquette, drink like a fish, get cut up until you’re unrecognizable...”

 

“Che. I’m not THAT bad.”

 

“….like fuzzy animals and children, care about Luffy and the rest of the crew, can rely on you to keep going even when you're nearly dead, you have green hair, your fighting skills are extraordinary, the atmosphere of your shirtlessness makes me hot…”

 

“What the fu-?”

 

“…and you’re nakama.”

 

“I-”

 

“Just thought you should know.”

 

Comments

[bumpgrrl.livejournal.com]

i didn't even notice at first that there was green hair twice - this is why I read comments! It's nice to see zoro's good qualities enumerated from time to time. this was the perfect kind of sweet for these two.