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[moe81]

Title: And it still makes no sense

Rating: PG all for one swear

Pairing: Sanji à Zoro

A/N: For popkin16 : This is what happens when I get comments from you. (I know one isn’t canon but I think the rest works.)



 

“I like you, you shitty cabbage brain.”

 

“Wha-? WHY?”

 

“I honestly don’t know. You’re an idiot. You sweat, snore, stink, sleep in the most inconvenient of places, have a complete disregard for women, direction means nothing to you, you have green hair, don’t work unless prodded, poked and kicked into submission, can't appreciate good food, don’t understand the meaning of meal etiquette, drink like a fish, get cut up until you’re unrecognizable...”

 

“Che. I’m not THAT bad.”

 

“….like fuzzy animals and children, care about Luffy and the rest of the crew, can rely on you to keep going even when you're nearly dead, you have green hair, your fighting skills are extraordinary, the atmosphere of your shirtlessness makes me hot…”

 

“What the fu-?”

 

“…and you’re nakama.”

 

“I-”

 

“Just thought you should know.”

 

Comments

[popkin16]

XDDD You are such a wonderful mistress.

The green hair compels people. It's like a drug; one look, and no other hair color does it for you.

Any specifications you'd like? This is for you, after all!

[moe81.livejournal.com]

*mistress is currently dogging your LJ and staring at the Z/S clothes swap* Wouldn't Zoro totally rip that shirt apart? His shoulders are like > this big <, where as Sanji's are like > not so big <.

That explains why I've only been looking for green-headed guys rather than anything else. Obsession is a beautiful thing.

The Mistress is happy with anything. Tributes to pretty ghei boys are always welcome though.

[popkin16]

You would think he would, right? I'm impressed that you can even think while staring at that picture. I keep thinking, "Did they exchange clothes in the same room? Does that mean they were naked together? OMG, DID THEY GRAB THE WRONG CLOTHES BY ACCIDENT AFTER A ROUND OF HAWT SEX, AND DIDN'T BOTHER TO CHANGE BACK?" Maybe Sanji bought a shirt that's too big for him?

Beautiful and terrifying, like a hungry tiger eying you for lunch. I love green-haired men ♥

Tributes...hmm. I'll see what I can do! *bows*

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Ok...well now I'm definately not thinking straight. OMGWTFSAMEROOMAFTERGEHILOVING *spazzes* But-but Sanji is really particular about his clothes why would he buy something bigger unless he knew he was going to be sharing it... HE KNEW HE KNEW! ZORO WOULD BE WEARING SANJI CLOTHES AND SANJI WOULD BE ALL 'OMGSOHOTWANTYOUNOW'!

I say we make a race of green-haired men to satisfy our obsessions.

*looks forward to pretty bois being paraded*

[popkin16]

AS;DKJF;SKAE YOU FIGURED OUT THE MYSTERY. THAT'S WHY SANJI IS WEARING THAT EXPRESSION. HE'S THINKING, "Don't jump him, don't jump him".

That is the best plan I've heard. Ever.

The altar of Moe is nearly finished~

[moe81.livejournal.com]

But he needs to jump him, like right now. Fangirls are screaming themselves stupid 'cause they're being boys. DON'T HIDE YOUR LOVE AWAY! WE NEED THE GHEI!

Green hair all round then. *does a little victory dance*

She is impressed at your speed and devotion. The rewards for your loyalty will be great and numerous.