Too many red lights on the way home

[moe81]

Title: Not Fair

Rating: It would be G if not for language

Pairing: head-tilt ZoSan

A/N: Cause Zoro was naughty and needed punishment

It just wasn’t fair, dammit. How the hell had he ended up here? How had he LET himself end up here?

 

One mistake and even if he did willingly take responsibility – only because he was the one who had caused the distraction in the first place, which was totally not on purpose – why was he doing this?

 

And how the hell had the damn longnose gotten out of it?

 

And how the hell had he lost all of his clothes?

 

He continued to scrub at the, yet unnamed but ridiculously potently persistent, acid green liquid on the galley walls and he knew that somewhere – out there – the cook was watching him and laughing his ass off.

 

As he tugged down the little frilly apron covering his crotch AGAIN, – where the hell had the cook gotten it and why, and he wasn’t sure he really wanted to know anyway – Zoro hoped the asshole was getting a good eyeful because the next thing he would be seeing, would be Zoro’s swords aimed at his head.

Comments

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

PFTTTTTTTT...

Priceless.

[popkin16]

LOL Sanji made Zoro wear that on purpose. I KNOWS IT! And he's spying on cleaning!Zoro from somewhere, yup.

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Pervy cook is enjoying the show.

And everytime Zoro bends over, Sanji loses another cigarette. He's gone through a couple packets watching him.

[popkin16]

But of course. Such an opportunity shouldn't be missed!

Better to lose them than to swallow the cigarettes, I guess. I bet he plans on visiting Zoro too, to make sure the marimo is *ahem* doing a good job of cleaning. >_> Because that's what's important. The cleaning.

Right.

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Of course it is. That's why he needs to wear an apron. It makes him work harder and faster and really get his hands in there. Am I still talking about cleaning? Yes. Yes I am.

[popkin16]

The apron is very inspiring. It inspires to...clean. Yes. To clean.

Because -cleaning- requires hard work. And hands-on, uh, effort.

[ends-of-time.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what the fuck is going on, but I love it. Thank you!

[moe81.livejournal.com]

I don't think Zoro does either.

You're are most welcome, my dear. Come back everytime!

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

WAHAHA! sooo funny! Frilly apron? I soo got to see that! I mean just the contrast of muscular ass and frilly apron... XD

[moe81.livejournal.com]

That just sounds so hot when you say it like that. Ass...apron... *so wants to go watch the cleaning*

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

No, no, no, no! You got that all wrong. Sure, it sounds nice and enticing... but do you know what would be really hot as in super hot? Bear with me for a second:

Imagine poor Zoro(cinderella) won't manage to fulfill his task to the utmost satisfaction. Will he be punished? And this question leads us to the really hotness combo of the day:

ass + apron + paddle!!!

I think, I need a cold shower now. :p

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Well that's just... Someone get the hose please!!!

I think I agree. Zoro needs a good paddling...while he's tied up.

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

:) So we agree then? He hasn't cleaned the room as he should have?

Tied up to a bed or rack? (I am a very thorough and systematic person, yes I am. lol)