Too many red lights on the way home

[moe81]

Title: Not Fair

Rating: It would be G if not for language

Pairing: head-tilt ZoSan

A/N: Cause Zoro was naughty and needed punishment

It just wasn’t fair, dammit. How the hell had he ended up here? How had he LET himself end up here?

 

One mistake and even if he did willingly take responsibility – only because he was the one who had caused the distraction in the first place, which was totally not on purpose – why was he doing this?

 

And how the hell had the damn longnose gotten out of it?

 

And how the hell had he lost all of his clothes?

 

He continued to scrub at the, yet unnamed but ridiculously potently persistent, acid green liquid on the galley walls and he knew that somewhere – out there – the cook was watching him and laughing his ass off.

 

As he tugged down the little frilly apron covering his crotch AGAIN, – where the hell had the cook gotten it and why, and he wasn’t sure he really wanted to know anyway – Zoro hoped the asshole was getting a good eyeful because the next thing he would be seeing, would be Zoro’s swords aimed at his head.