Lookeeett... moar crack!

[moe81]

Title: It has a title – “Sanji Feels Left Out”

Rating: Big huge honkin’ C

A/N: How good is your memory? See how many you can pick out of this. I had nono help again~~

 

Wow. It’s so pretty. Is it a flower?

 

Now that could be anything.

 

It could even be a mushroom.

 

Luuufffyyyy

 

Poor Sanji for missing out.

 

I'm curious to see where he ended up.

 

An island full of oily men.

 

I feel sorry for Sanji’s suit.

 

And where’s Sanji?

 

Over there  ---->

 

Tied naked to a tree.

 

The suit is being worshipped.

 

He's tied with tentacle rope, which is moving slowly down where it is making him moan.

 

The oily men gag him because he is disturbing the aura of the suit.

 

They dance a sacred ceremonial dance around the Purifying Fire

 

Then carry the human offering

 

To...

 

The big soup pot in the middle

 

Where his nakama are waiting

 

With the statue of their god, the marimocock.

 

The jade pillar is used as a fertility statue.

 

Sanji will find himself pregnant by nights end.

 

'Noooooooooooo'

 

The fact that it’s a marimo baby doesn’t register until the birth.

 

The child has green hair.

 

Sanji kicks. Sanji cries. Sanji is a very unhappy daddy.

 

Zoro smirks.

 

Zoro is very pleased with himself and beats his chest like the manly man he is...

 

Until Sanji knocks him out and locks him in the storage hold

 

And makes him pregnant in revenge.

 

Zoro gives birth to blonde baby.

 

Zoro still beats his chest like a manly man,

 

Only decidedly quieter.

 

A very manly man

 

In tights

 

Green ones

 

Sanji doesn’t like the tights. He thinks his legs look scrawny.

 

He takes 'em off,

 

Not sure the hair is much better

 

But Zoro likes it

 

And he still has a goatee fetish.

Comments

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

*gasps for air*

Where in the name of all that is holy do you get your ideas? This is hilarious! Manly man in tights... Perfect! And I can so picture a Marimcock... Proud, regal and green. This is the stuff of wet dreams errr nightmares. ;)

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Do you need a paperbag? You're not hyperventilating are you? Breathe, darling. Breathe.

It swear I get the tiniest prompt of... something and it all just spills out. Other people tend to be catalysts for my crack... and I wouldn't have it any other way.

I think evey society needs a 'marimocock'.

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

Awesome. You should go and have a policy for your brain... that thing is worth millions! I'm telling you... MILLIONS!

[moe81.livejournal.com]

How 'bout if I just take the millions and then donate my brain to science? Maybe they can figure out how it works. Or will it be one of those mysteries that never gets solved?

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

It'll be one of those mysteries... "The Moe Puzzle" :)