Lookeeett... moar crack!
Sep. 16th, 2008 09:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
moe81Title: It has a title – “Sanji Feels Left Out”
Rating: Big huge honkin’ C
A/N: How good is your memory? See how many you can pick out of this. I had nono help again~~
Wow. It’s so pretty. Is it a flower?
Now that could be anything.
It could even be a mushroom.
Luuufffyyyy
Poor Sanji for missing out.
I'm curious to see where he ended up.
An island full of oily men.
I feel sorry for Sanji’s suit.
And where’s Sanji?
Over there ---->
Tied naked to a tree.
The suit is being worshipped.
He's tied with tentacle rope, which is moving slowly down where it is making him moan.
The oily men gag him because he is disturbing the aura of the suit.
They dance a sacred ceremonial dance around the Purifying Fire
Then carry the human offering
To...
The big soup pot in the middle
Where his nakama are waiting
With the statue of their god, the marimocock.
The jade pillar is used as a fertility statue.
Sanji will find himself pregnant by nights end.
'Noooooooooooo'
The fact that it’s a marimo baby doesn’t register until the birth.
The child has green hair.
Sanji kicks. Sanji cries. Sanji is a very unhappy daddy.
Zoro smirks.
Zoro is very pleased with himself and beats his chest like the manly man he is...
Until Sanji knocks him out and locks him in the storage hold
And makes him pregnant in revenge.
Zoro gives birth to blonde baby.
Zoro still beats his chest like a manly man,
Only decidedly quieter.
A very manly man
In tights
Green ones
Sanji doesn’t like the tights. He thinks his legs look scrawny.
He takes 'em off,
Not sure the hair is much better
But Zoro likes it
And he still has a goatee fetish.
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Date: 2008-09-16 02:28 pm (UTC)Where in the name of all that is holy do you get your ideas? This is hilarious! Manly man in tights... Perfect! And I can so picture a Marimcock... Proud, regal and green. This is the stuff of wet dreams errr nightmares. ;)
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Date: 2008-09-17 12:47 am (UTC)It swear I get the tiniest prompt of... something and it all just spills out. Other people tend to be catalysts for my crack... and I wouldn't have it any other way.
I think evey society needs a 'marimocock'.
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Date: 2008-09-17 02:54 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-09-16 02:34 pm (UTC)Fuckin' excellent, just like everything you treat me to, mon amie. I love you Like crazy!
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Date: 2008-09-17 12:43 am (UTC)I GET ENDS LOVE! That makes me so happy! *squibbles wildly*
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Date: 2008-09-16 04:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-17 12:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-16 06:33 pm (UTC)"Zoro still beats his chest like a manly man,
Only decidedly quieter."
LMFAOPLZ
hysterical. i wish i could get people pregnant whenever i felt like revenge X3
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Date: 2008-09-17 03:54 am (UTC)That would certainly be an interesting revenge tactic, but if you think about your enemies, would you really want to give them a child of yours? Unless of course they were just like you and caused so much hell that you could do nothing but roll around on the ground a laugh until you die and... what were we talking about?
=D Glad you liked it.
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Date: 2008-12-07 02:32 pm (UTC)uhm... that was weird.
Mind if I ask where this came from? ^^U
cheers for the mpreg babies.
because mpreg is fuuun! XD
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Date: 2008-12-09 03:58 am (UTC)