OP Fic: Manly Men

[moe81]

Title: Manly Men

Rating: G

Pairing: Stand on your head, see what you get.

Topic: Man

Words: 85

A/N: I like crack. Crack lives in my brain.

Zoro stared in horror at the flimsy item in his hands. He looked at his captain and blinked, very slowly.

 

“Luffy, what the hell is this?”

 

Luffy’s answering grin and manic laughter told Zoro everything he needed to know. This was not going to end well.

 

“They’re tights, of course.”

 

Zoro’s brain filtered through all possible ramifications of this particular endeavour.

 

“But, why?”

 

“So, we can all be men.”

 

Zoro’s brain… went into a coma.

 

“Luffy…”

 

“But, Zoro? We can be manly men in tights!”

Comments

[moe81.livejournal.com]

I wish I had been, at least then I would have had a good reason for writing it. Alas, I was staring at a green traffic light, thinking men (and doesn't that sound good).

Crack is fun for the whole... umm... everyone! 8D

[moe81.livejournal.com]

That would explain why I have so much of it then.

[reflecttheother.livejournal.com]

Will they roam around the forest looking for fights? I mean, they may look like pansies, but they sure as hell can punch out your lights.

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Of course they will. They can also slice and kick. Multi-talented these manly men are.

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

Well they need to kick and such for the big can-can finishing number!

Amusing!

[kingyo-hanabi.livejournal.com]

if someone does a fan art for this, it will be an instant win, I swear.

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

Byebye sanity - hello Moe on board! :p Well, Luffy does have a point... all those pirate movies from the past ALWAYS featured men in tights. And eye-patches. And wooden-legs. And hooks. And you get the picture, Zoro, get IN those tights NOW! :) *angelic smile*

[moe81.livejournal.com]

*hops on the train* Last call for boarding. Now departing saneville!

Zoro... in tights...*blinks* *falls over* *drowns in drool*

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

YAY! A trip! :p

Maybe we should start a petition to Oda and ask him to put Zoro in black tights?

[moe81.livejournal.com]

*falls over* Z-z-z-marimo-swaaannnnn!!!!

ODA! PLEASE?!