OP Fic: Manly Men

[moe81]

Title: Manly Men

Rating: G

Pairing: Stand on your head, see what you get.

Topic: Man

Words: 85

A/N: I like crack. Crack lives in my brain.

Zoro stared in horror at the flimsy item in his hands. He looked at his captain and blinked, very slowly.

 

“Luffy, what the hell is this?”

 

Luffy’s answering grin and manic laughter told Zoro everything he needed to know. This was not going to end well.

 

“They’re tights, of course.”

 

Zoro’s brain filtered through all possible ramifications of this particular endeavour.

 

“But, why?”

 

“So, we can all be men.”

 

Zoro’s brain… went into a coma.

 

“Luffy…”

 

“But, Zoro? We can be manly men in tights!”