Yes, I did actually write this

[moe81]

Title: Bad Touch? Not really.

Rating: Good question. P for princely

Pairing: ZoSan-y goodness

A/N: For nonoji, because she has a beautifully evil mind.

“Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about. So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts~”

 

“Marimo, would you stop singing that damn song already? It’s not funny.”

 

Sanji nearly swallowed his cigarette as he was grabbed from behind and an erection was ground into his ass.

 

“You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds. I want you smothered, want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns~”

 

He grabbed the edge of the sink as a hand groped at his groin.

 

“Fucking marimo. And you can stop calling me Prince of Retardia, dammit!”

Comments

[ohsnap9292.livejournal.com]

Okay I have had that song stuck in my head all week and then I read this. It's never going away. What is that song called anyways?

[moe81.livejournal.com]

MWHAHAHA! My dastardly plan is now complete.

It's "The Bad Touch" by Bloodhound Gang.