Yes, I did actually write this

[moe81]

Title: Bad Touch? Not really.

Rating: Good question. P for princely

Pairing: ZoSan-y goodness

A/N: For nonoji, because she has a beautifully evil mind.

“Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about. So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts~”

 

“Marimo, would you stop singing that damn song already? It’s not funny.”

 

Sanji nearly swallowed his cigarette as he was grabbed from behind and an erection was ground into his ass.

 

“You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds. I want you smothered, want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns~”

 

He grabbed the edge of the sink as a hand groped at his groin.

 

“Fucking marimo. And you can stop calling me Prince of Retardia, dammit!”

Comments

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

*Amusement*

[kingyo-hanabi.livejournal.com]

Maybe not on topic, but amusing all the same ^_^

[ohsnap9292.livejournal.com]

Okay I have had that song stuck in my head all week and then I read this. It's never going away. What is that song called anyways?

[moe81.livejournal.com]

MWHAHAHA! My dastardly plan is now complete.

It's "The Bad Touch" by Bloodhound Gang.

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

LOL Prince of Retardia! lol

Great, now you just had to go and broaden my horizon, right? *listens to song on youtube*

[danizuka.livejournal.com]

OMG ˆˆ *NOSEBLEED*

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Everyone should be listening to Bloodhound Gang. It's good for cracktastic times.

Prince was nono's idea! *ducks any flying objects*

[moe81.livejournal.com]

We I aim to please. Glad you enjoyed.

[moe81.livejournal.com]

*Grins*

[ends-of-time.livejournal.com]

Your last line made me die. In a good way. A lovely way, as a matter of fact. All so wonderful. Thanksies!

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

Absolutely! They wrote some really really naughty songs too! :)

It's amazing how much you both prompt each other!

[moe81.livejournal.com]

But she does it on purpose. She's meeaaannn~~~~

But Horus isn't. Horus is lovely and sweet and we are so gonna corrupt you because you have a pretty mind.

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

lol Thankies. :)

I already feel corrupted thanks to your 'hoofy-Zoro'. lol I guess sooner or later I will expect him to have hooves instead of normal limbs. Wouldn't Zoro make for a nice mossgreen-haired pet? :) *hides* See? You make write strange things already" lol

Btw, I got to pimp myself. lol Have you seen my super cool 50 sentences about Shuuhei and Kensei? There, you can find proof of my 'slightly' perverted mind. *hint: Nr. 13 and Nr. 40* hehe

Ohh and another thing... are you by any chance on facebook? I tried to add you hun (if that is you). *makes big kitty eyes*

[randomtwirler.livejournal.com]

There is just something undeniably hilarious about the idea of Zoro singing ANYTHING, much less that dirty little song. lol

This was brilliance on a whole new level of humor.