OP Crack: Recipe for Nakama Soup

[moe81]

 

Title: Recipe for Nakama Soup

Rating: How perverted are you?

Paring: Nakama orgy... Kinda

A/N 1: X-posting, look out for f-list spamming

A/N 2: Crack! nonoji and I had an interesting conversation on MSN. Here’s one of the results.

1.         Boil one healthy marimo until red

2.         Make sure it is fully cooked by sticking a finger in

3.         Slather on a good quantity on extra virgin olive oil

4.         Add a mikan flavoured navigator

5.         Leave to simmer for 10 minutes

6.         Introduce a good helping of meaty flavoured captain

7.         Stuff captain with fresh ruffles and breadcrumbs

8.         Roll in a spicy taste of longnose

9.         Smoke for 20 minutes with a vanilla flower

10.        Add a dash of coke

11.        A pinch of medicinal restorative

12.        Introduce stock of excellent afro quality

13.        Stir with many hands

14.        Throw in a first-class chef and watch it boil over.

 

Ladle into deep dish bowl

Best served flambé style and with whipped cream

Comments

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

I definitely had dirty thoughts by #4.

Did you mean Truffles on #7...because currently I'm picturing potato chips.

A dash of coke? Like the drug or the soda?

Fun work!

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Mmm... marimo soupage.

No. It was definately ruffles. It's best you don't know. It was nonoji's fault anyway.

Franky coke but the other kind could work too.

Thanks for reading misha-chan.

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

I'm on my lunch break now, and would have spewed my soup if it was in my mouth when I opened my friends page.

MOE!!! What the fuck are you doing, posting this to so many fucking communities??

Seven. People deserve not to know what 'ruffles' came from. gross. with breadcrumbs.
It was so moe that wrote it. Yes it was.

*whistles*

[moe81.livejournal.com]

SOUP!

I like to spam. Spamming is fun. WE NEED TO SHARE THE RUFFLES! RUFFLES!

Liar liar pants on fire! Nonoji is an evil wench!

[yellowdumpling.livejournal.com]

9. Smoke for 20 minutes with a vanilla flower

That line made me happy :D

You've got some pretty nice MSN convos goin' on ;) Keep em coming! XD

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Whee! I got a happy person!

I've got another one yet, which explains the whole ruffle thing.

You dont see nonoji stalking me with rope do you?

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

Whahahahh! Wonderful! That really sounds about just right! *falls over laughing* Love the "distinguished" language. lol

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

XD

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Whee! I'm glad you liked it, dear. This is what you missed last night on msn. You're still sane - lucky you.

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Thank you for reading, vicky. Im glad you could enjoy the dribbles from our brains. Umm... I didn't say that.

Thank you for reading!

[melisandre013.livejournal.com]

I love your crack. Haha.

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[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

But of course I am! ;) And I greatly enjoyed our lovely chat earlier today. I hope to have your list finished by tomorrow. Too much is happening since this weekend at the same time. Oh gods... I am like bouncy, terrified, happy and need to clone myself at the same time! lol

Re: ..

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Two of you? I think I will be afraid now. You'll come up with more ideas and they'll be good and we'll have to do it because we won't be able to help ourselves.

We'll pull our thumbs out and get the last 5 of the Romance Dawn completed for you.

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Whee! I think I'm cracked out. At least until the next time.

[anyjen.livejournal.com]

Ok, that definitely sounds like a Sanji recipe for a Mugiwara orgy. XD