OP Crack: Recipe for Nakama Soup

[moe81]

 

Title: Recipe for Nakama Soup

Rating: How perverted are you?

Paring: Nakama orgy... Kinda

A/N 1: X-posting, look out for f-list spamming

A/N 2: Crack! nonoji and I had an interesting conversation on MSN. Here’s one of the results.

1.         Boil one healthy marimo until red

2.         Make sure it is fully cooked by sticking a finger in

3.         Slather on a good quantity on extra virgin olive oil

4.         Add a mikan flavoured navigator

5.         Leave to simmer for 10 minutes

6.         Introduce a good helping of meaty flavoured captain

7.         Stuff captain with fresh ruffles and breadcrumbs

8.         Roll in a spicy taste of longnose

9.         Smoke for 20 minutes with a vanilla flower

10.        Add a dash of coke

11.        A pinch of medicinal restorative

12.        Introduce stock of excellent afro quality

13.        Stir with many hands

14.        Throw in a first-class chef and watch it boil over.

 

Ladle into deep dish bowl

Best served flambé style and with whipped cream

Comments

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

I'm on my lunch break now, and would have spewed my soup if it was in my mouth when I opened my friends page.

MOE!!! What the fuck are you doing, posting this to so many fucking communities??

Seven. People deserve not to know what 'ruffles' came from. gross. with breadcrumbs.
It was so moe that wrote it. Yes it was.

*whistles*

[moe81.livejournal.com]

SOUP!

I like to spam. Spamming is fun. WE NEED TO SHARE THE RUFFLES! RUFFLES!

Liar liar pants on fire! Nonoji is an evil wench!