OP Fic: Close Enough

[moe81]

Title: Close Enough
Rating: PG

Topic: Class

Pairing: Zoro/Sanji (shock)

Words: 32

“You have no class, baka-bushido.”

 

“I have yours, cook. Isn’t that enough?”

 

“NANI? What the fuck, marimo?”

 

His eyes widened as his ass was grabbed from behind.

 

“I said CLASS, you moron.”

Comments

[ends-of-time.livejournal.com]

Holy FUCK!! Sorry...I'm struggling to get back into my chair...that was hilarious.

You! You are good my friend. Much too good. And besides, we all know that possessing Sanji's ass is pretty much the panacea for any ailment, including but not limited to athlete's foot, whooping cough, bankruptcy, and AIDS.

Oh man...still gigglesnorting at that one...owsies, it burns my nose...

[moe81.livejournal.com]

OH SHIT! FUCK I CAN'T BREATHE!

The doctor's should start prescibing Sanji's ass.