OP Fic: Zippers

[moe81]

Title: Zippers or “My captain is an oblivious idiot”
Rating: PG
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Topic: Compromise (with a bend to compromising situations, so I’m not sure it counts)
Words: 150
A/N: I have the strangest feeling someone else has done this before.

“This isn’t what it looks like.”

 

Luffy laughed loudly. “Of course it’s not. You’re just helping Sanji with his zipper. You’re a good nakama, Zoro.”

 

The swordsman and cook stared at each other, disbelief echoing in their eyes.

 

“Usopp’s helped me with mine before, too. Zips tend to get stuck when you’re all thumbs.” Luffy left with a slam of the galley door, leaving the two alone, each with their hands on the other.

 

Zoro raised an eyebrow at the chef. “Guess it really isn’t what it looks like.”

 

Sanji felt the overwhelming desire to kick the idiot in the head. “Well then, do you want to go out there and tell the captain what we were doing?”

 

A smirk pulled at Zoro’s lips and with a quick tug on the cooks pants, they fell around his ankles.

 

“I’d rather help you with your zipper.”

 

Sanji wasn’t inclined to disagree.

Comments

[ends-of-time.livejournal.com]

Teeeheee!!! I think, darling, that it should be illegal to be as clever as you are. You are my drabble queen! All of your stuff is the loveliest mixture of sexy, funny, witty, and just plain OP goodness. And you keep the characters so IC, as well. You're just golden, I suppose! Luv much, and thanks for the awesome!

[moe81.livejournal.com]

You are so good for my ego. And I don't even have one! I can't seem to stop. It's like a tidal wave of apparent awesomness. Much love to you!

I have to admit though, I just went outside the box and wrote a long one... with angst and death and it almost made me cry writing the damn thing. stupid bunnies

[ends-of-time.livejournal.com]

Apparently I'm good for everyone's ego except my own. But that's why I have such loverly friends!!

I'm so jealous. I wish I had a tidal wave of apparent awesome. I only get tidal waves of apparent, "WHAT THE FUCK RIGHT NOW??!!"

[moe81.livejournal.com]

We are good for somethings. But REALLY good at hoisting our friends up and throwing them on stage to be gawked at by a moshing crowd who just keeps chanting your name and... what was a talking about?

You inspire "apparent awesomeness". I don't know if you'll get sick of me saying shit like this, but thanks to you my first fic "Blue" was helped by your writing style. I don't think I would have written it otherwise. And WTFuckery is always fun!