OP Fic: Zippers

Title: Zippers or “My captain is an oblivious idiot”
Rating: PG
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Topic: Compromise (with a bend to compromising situations, so I’m not sure it counts)
Words: 150
A/N: I have the strangest feeling someone else has done this before.

“This isn’t what it looks like.”

Luffy laughed loudly. “Of course it’s not. You’re just helping Sanji with his zipper. You’re a good nakama, Zoro.”

The swordsman and cook stared at each other, disbelief echoing in their eyes.

“Usopp’s helped me with mine before, too. Zips tend to get stuck when you’re all thumbs.” Luffy left with a slam of the galley door, leaving the two alone, each with their hands on the other.

Zoro raised an eyebrow at the chef. “Guess it really isn’t what it looks like.”

Sanji felt the overwhelming desire to kick the idiot in the head. “Well then, do you want to go out there and tell the captain what we were doing?”

A smirk pulled at Zoro’s lips and with a quick tug on the cooks pants, they fell around his ankles.

“I’d rather help you with your zipper.”

Sanji wasn’t inclined to disagree.