OP Fic: Stuck

[moe81]

Title: Stuck or “Where’s my happy place?”

Pairing: Usopp, Zoro/Sanji, Luffy/Nami, background Robin/Franky possible Nakama orgy

Rating: PG (for more pervy thoughts)

Words: 514

A/N: Plotbunnies tried to eat me. So I kicked ‘em. X-posting to a few places, so sorry for flist spamming. Not beta-ed by anyone, so kick my butt if need be.

Summary: Getting stuck is not all it’s made out to be.

 

 

Caught between a rock and a hard place. That’s the saying, isn’t it? Yeah, well… they obviously didn’t have this in mind.

 

Another elbow poked into his ribs, hard enough to leave a bruise. Whose bright idea had it been to hide in a closet in the first place? Never mind that they had been running from rabid monkeys. And no, the irony hadn’t been lost on him.

 

Too many people in one small space. It was stuffy and crowded and he just wanted to go to his happy place and forget this ever happened. A knee was jabbed into his lower back and he wanted to cry, or at least wail about the unfairness of the situation.

 

Luffy’s ginning face was right in front of his (the damn monkey) and he could feel the heat of his rubbery hands against his chest. It didn’t help that he was wrapped around Nami – although she didn’t seem to be complaining.

 

Nami, herself, was backed up against him. Her… uuhh... backside pressed against his… gulp… frontside. Usopp tentatively reached for his nose to wipe away the trickle of blood.

 

Chopper was somewhere near his left leg, hanging on for dear life. Robin and Franky had been the lucky ones, electing to stay behind on the Sunny to keep watch. To watch for enemies though? Different story altogether.

 

He couldn’t see them but Zoro and Sanji were somewhere behind him, seemingly pinned between him and the wall. From the feel of all the muscles, he could establish that Zoro was the one at his back. How Sanji was situated? Well, he wouldn’t want to be around when everything came to a head. Since there was no choice but for each to enter the other’s personal space, the ensuing fight would probably last for days, both trying to re-build their boundaries.

 

He could feel Zoro trying to shift his stance but having no luck in such tight confines. Usopp wished him well in that endeavour. No one would be moving anytime soon.

 

There was a slight growl and Zoro spoke low but with the way he was pressed up against Usopp, he could feel the enunciation of each word.

 

“Oi, shit-cook. Move your leg.”

 

There was an answering growl from Sanji, who seemed to be backed up against the far wall, if his voice was any indication.

 

“Move yours, shitty-marimo.”

 

Usopp held his breath and waited for the inevitable screaming match. He felt slight movement from behind him and wondered at the acquiesce.

 

Zoro’s voice rumbled and rolled over his skin, giving rise to goosebumps… and other things not worth mentioning.

 

“How’s that, aho?”

 

The response was a low moan.

 

Usopp’s eyes widened. Oh, hell no! Happy place. Happy place. HAPPY PLACE!

 

Usopp wished he had listened to his ‘Can’t-go-in-that-building-because-it’s-all-one-colour’ disease.

 

There was more shifting behind him, a hitched breath, and a thunk – possibly from a head hitting the wall – and… was that panting?

 

One day Usopp would make up a fantastical tale about this “adventure”. But right now? He just wanted to go join the rabid monkeys.

 

 

Comments

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

Hooray for possible nakama orgies!!
Poor Usopp.
It always seems to be him that suffers this sort of situation...

[moe81.livejournal.com]

ORGIES FOR EVERYONE!

I had no real intention of being mean. It just... kinda happened. AND IT'S SO EASY!

*mumbles* Sorry, Usopp.

[tonko.livejournal.com]

Oh, HURRAY! Usopp's narration is hilarious. And the goings-on in his vicinity are delicious. Yum.

::uses icon to reflect Usopp's state in the fic:: XDD

[moe81.livejournal.com]

OMG! ICON! I'll respond when I stop laughing. Hang on a sec.

Ok. that took longer than I expected. Shit. I gotta stop looking at. I keep lapsing into giggle fits. And apprently snorting too.

I'm glad he came across ok. I was a little worried to begin with but he got easier as it went along. And with that comment, I think he just got included in the orgy.

[tonko.livejournal.com]

LOL, Usopp makes the best expressions, doesn't he? Here, have another.

I don't think anyone could NOT end up enjoying it, with Nami and Luffy on one side and Sanji and Zoro on the other. Christ, what a fantasy.

[moe81.livejournal.com]

hehehehe...
*giggle, snort* I love it. He's so freakin' expressive.

AND NOW I CANT TYPE PROPERLY! Its a good thing i spell check before i post.

I wanna go join in. He's got the best spot after all.

[melisandre013.livejournal.com]

Poor Usopp. He always has to deal with the awkward moments. And he's always the one to discover the Zoro/Sanji love. Ah, tragedy for him, humor for us.

I lurves this, because it made me titter. (I just wanted to use that word, you can insert laugh if you want to)

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Out of all the discoverees, he's the only one who doesn't want to join in. Silly boy.

Twitter titter? *giggle snort* Yours is more dignified, I think.

[ends-of-time.livejournal.com]

Damn, that was awesome!!! I love Usopp, he's so silly. I wonder where the rabid monkeys came from? Oh well, I'm sure it doesn't matter.

I love how the only person who even notices that Zoro and Sanji are going at it is Usopp; everyone else is just too focused on their own lack of space! It was smexy, and really funny! Thanks a mil!

[moe81.livejournal.com]

He didn't really have a choice, I suppose. I mean, they were right behind him and he could feel eveything of what they were doing and... and... *gurgles*

Hi. This is moe's other personality speaking. She just had to say goobye to her brain for a while. But i'm sure it will return later. Hopefully in time for the orgy!

[rare-fandom.livejournal.com]

***gigglesnort***

Much love for this. Much love.

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Sankyoo. Grabs the love with both hands.

And may all your shadows be plentiful. 8D

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

...oh,my captain usopp-sama the brave warrior of the sea,I'm bowing my head to you for already brave yourself every time you have to face this kind of situation...nice job,dear ^_^...thanks for making it!...

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Personally... I think he enjoys these situations. He seems to keep getting caught up in them. 8D

[lys-cookie.livejournal.com]

WAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME OUT OF THAT DAMN CLOSET ALREADY, YOU GUYYYYZ!!!!! AND HAVE ORGIES ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!

I'm starting to crave nakamaship more and more these days. This hit the spot a little to the left and now I'm hankering for moar!!!

Usopp and his troubles, eh...ahhh....

[moe81.livejournal.com]

*cough*hmm...

They seem to be doing ok in the closet. Even with other people around. Should drill some eye holes and go spy. *goes off to plan*

If you need nakamaship, I may be able to help. I have a couple of drabbles I need to post. We'll see if that helps you any.

[lys-cookie.livejournal.com]

It would be righteous if you could, dearest. I'll repay you in some way. Name your price!

[moe81.livejournal.com]

*squeezes* I love being loved. It makes me feel wanted and special and...loved. *twirls in your direction*