Water 7

[moe81]

 I'm watching the Water 7 arc again.

SHIT FUCK! SANJI PLAYING WITH KNIVES IS THE HOTTEST THING IN OMG!  IM INCOHERENTLY TYPING AND ITS A GOOD THING I SPELL CHECK AND IM STILL STUCK IN CAPS LOCK AND OH SHIT I THINK IM DYING FROM FANGIRLY OVERDOSAGE AND FUCKITY FUCK!

EEEEEE! ZORO WORRIED ABOUT SANJI! SEE ME WIBBLE AND TURN TO JELLY CAUSE OMFG!

I'm done. *breathes deep and passes out*

*Revives for a moment to ask a question.*

WHERE THE FUCK DOES PAULIE KEEP ALL HIS ROPE? SERIOUSLY!

*passes out again*

Comments

[popkin16]

What a grand idea! Then Zoro and Sanji would have the illusion of privacy while we fangirls get a peek.

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Somebody will have to remember the camera, a video camera if possible. Then we can go away and watch it over and over and over and... *nosebleeds*

[popkin16]

And soon copies of the video will be made, and every girl in the world will have one stashed away somewhere.

[moe81.livejournal.com]

And before you know it, the video has worked its way into the hands of an organisation that enjoys seeing hot boys going at it and they will produce a mega-movie for all to see. "EXTRA! EXTRA! HOT PIRATE LOVIN' ON THE BIG SCREEN!" Coming soon to a cinema near you.

[popkin16]

A mega-movie? *Drools* I bet that would be a hit like the world has never seen before. An international #1.

[moe81.livejournal.com]

The merchandise would make a killing. "NAKED ZORO/SANJI DOLLS FOR EVERYONE! Nosebleeds included with every set!"

[popkin16]

Whoever produced the movie, the dolls, and whatever other merchandise comes out would be rich indeed. Perhaps Nami will be behind it all?

I would so stand in line forever for those dolls.

[moe81.livejournal.com]

*Bows down before Nami.* My Goddess, my Queen. Inundate the world with smexy boys and you have my unending devotion. Just on a side note, my leige. Could I possibly get front row seats to their next performance or first dibs at the new photos?

[popkin16]

Inundate the world with smexy boys and she'll have everybody's unending devotion. She could rule the world *nod* AS;DKFAS;KE FRONT ROW SEATS

[moe81.livejournal.com]

You mean she doesn't already? Do you think she would have any access to Smoker and Ace's private stash? *blinks* Moving on. I think we should also aim for backstage passes and I am now having the oddest sense of deja vu.

[popkin16]

Nope. She hasn't released that video and/or pictures yet. XD Maybe if Nami offered a trade with Tashigi - Zoro/Sanji pictures for some Smoker/Ace. Maybe we should try and figure out to get an "Everything" pass - every time those two do something, we get dibs on front row seats, backstage passes, and first grabs on pictures and video's.

[moe81.livejournal.com]

She's spending too much time playing with her damn camera. I did not just say that. I'm sorry, Nami. I didn't mean it. Really I didn't. I wonder if we can get in on the picture trade. And you know, since we're the ones who came up with the idea, we SHOULD get first dibs.

[popkin16]

*Whispers* Best to stay on the good side of the provider of all the good stuff. That'd only be right, if we got first dibs. I'm sure Nami would agree >.> Or hopefully, anyway. We should really bring that up sometime.

[moe81.livejournal.com]

It wasn't me that said it then. We can go hunt down whoever is was, Nami-san. Have no fear, for we will bring you justice. We could have a meeting and enter into negotiations. I'm sure... she's a fair and reasonable... woman. Umm...

[popkin16]

Right. Because we're all for justice. Er. Oh, of course she is. She's as fair and reasonable as...something else that's fair and reasonable. But I think she'd be up for negotiations, as long as she gets something good out of it.

[moe81.livejournal.com]

We can get badges and everything. Make it all legit. It is a little hard to find something to compare her to. So by getting something good, you basically mean either never ending slave labour or our souls?

[popkin16]

I would proudly wear a badge. You have to consider, is our souls worth the endless pr0ny goodness she could provide? Or slave labour?

[moe81.livejournal.com]

We should also have a really cool uniform too. Make us really stand out. ZoSan pr0n that Nami can provide? I think I'll just give her my soul. At least that way I won't be working and can enjoy it.

[popkin16]

I'm not so good with clothes and what looks good - I'm more of a "What's comfortable" type of gal, but...cool uniforms would be nice. I think exclusive ZoSan pr0n (or at the very least first dibs) would be an excellent incentive to sell my soul.

[moe81.livejournal.com]

We could go for the blues brothers look. Suit, hat, glasses. We don't need to be inconspicuous, do we? We may have to find Nami a soul collector. I think she's going to have a few more than she bargained for if people start looking for the exclusive stuff.

[popkin16]

Hmm...sounds good to me! We have no reason to be inconspicuous. We want the whole world to know! That's true. And if people offered up their souls to Nami for the goods, then she'll need someone to give them to in return for money.

[moe81.livejournal.com]

See us world! Come on! Try to take us! I wonder how much she'd get for a soul like that. *snaps fingers* I know. She can bottle up the souls and sell them back, and then people will just sell them right back to her and she'll make heaps.

[popkin16]

Nothing can stop us! We're invincible! There you go! In the end, she'd be the one really profiting. Nami would get the money, and she wouldn't have to keep people's souls forever.