moe81 | Thar be ficcage~

Title: In All Seriousness

Rating: PG (for one swear)

Pairing: Sanji/Zoro

Topic: One Condition

Words: 193

The noise of the markets was low enough that he didn’t have to strain to hear the never ending flow of vegetable chatter the cook was spouting. Zoro wondered how long he’d have to trail after the blond before he could disappear into the nearest tavern. He was pulled up short by a hand on his arm and Sanji held a finger up in front of his nose.

“The hell?” Zoro frowned as he tried to decipher the gesture.

“I’ll let you go on one condition.”

“Fuck.” Zoro twitched at the idea of rules.

Sanji’s expression turned serious and Zoro wondered if it was worth the restrictive effort the aforementioned condition was going to impose. “Don’t die.”

Zoro’s brain stuttered to a halt as he processed that and wondered what drugs the cook was taking to make him say it. Zoro brushed by him with a muttered “You idiot,” before setting off between the vendor stalls.

Behind him he clearly heard Sanji say, “Maybe it should have been ‘Don’t get lost’.” Zoro scoffed as he took another right turn and then swore when he found himself in front of the cook once again.