moe81 | (no subject)

Title: It Makes Even Less Sense
Rating: PG
Pairing: Zoro à Sanji
A/N: Some time ago I wrote this -> “And it still makes no sense”. I was just meandering through the comments and

anyjen mentioned about Zoro’s response…so here it is. It’s almost a direct continuation, you know, after Zoro regains the ability to speak again.

"Yeah, well. I don't like you."

"Whatever, shit-head. I have things to do."

Zoro growled and slammed Sanji into the wall.

"You really are an asshole." The cook narrowed his eyes at him. "You're like carpet, letting everyone walk all over you. It pisses me off."

"I appreciate you taking time to analogise my personality, but you can shove off now."

"The damn hearts that float around your head, stupid mellorine, the fact that I can't see your other eye makes me suspicious as hell, the need to dive into a situation without thinking, fucking cigarettes stinking up the air, a curly eyebrow that makes me dizzy staring at it..."

"You stare?"

"...your ability to literally kick ass, the way you look in shorts, your incredible food, that you worry about me, your insane flexibility, the damn curly brow,..."

"Don't like me, huh?"

"...let's not even touch on your fashion..."

"Oi."

"...nakama."

"Yeah, I can live with that."