moe81 | (no subject)

Title: Who’s a pervert?

Rating: PG

Pairing: Sanji/Zoro

Topic: Confession

Words: 189

A/N: What…the hell?

With head bowed low to the ground and tears creating a river, Sanji begged forgiveness.

"I'm so sorry, my Nami-swan~"

She sighed in exasperation and rolled her eyes. "I'm sure it's fine, Sanji-kun. Whatever you made will be just fine."

A hiccup from the prostrating man before her and then mumbled words began to register. Her what...? What the hell? She glanced up at him and stared as his face turned bright red and he stammered his way through the explanation.

Brook... Luffy... peeking... bet...

Anger encompassed her until Zoro's name passed his lips. He was...what? Wearing what? Her eyes flew to the swordsman strolling into the galley and she tilted her head. They widened as his hand rubbed over his butt.

The Beli light flickered behind her eyes, until she saw Sanji staring at the same thing and blood trickling from his nose.

"Photos." His gaze snapped back to her. "Lots of them."

As he stammered his horror and told her not to taint her innocent vision with something so wretched, Nami figured that the loss of the occasional pair of panties wasn't that big of a deal.