moe81 | Random fic~

Title: Early Morning

Rating: PG

Pairing: Zoro/Sanji ~~because I thought I’d do something different~~.

A/N: Random prompt gives life to random fic.

Bright. Way too bright. Who the hell opened the window and let the damn sun in? Whoever it was needed to be hurt… a lot. He pressed his face further into his pillow and willed the abominable ache in his head to just…

His nose wrinkled. What the hell was that smell? Shit. Had he forgotten to change out of his clothes last night? No, that wasn’t it. He could feel the slight brush of wind caressing his naked…bits. So then what the…?

His pillow snored.

He shot up and instantly regretted it. The little drummers inhabiting his skull pounded louder and he fell back, head making a hollow sound as it met wood. He blinked. Wood… sunlight… breeze… deck. Oh fu…

An arm was tossed over his stomach and a cold nose pressed into his cheek, weird snuffling and heavy breathing against his neck. His exposed bits twitched.

Fuck. It was too damn early in the damn morning for this.