Extreme Headdesk
Jun. 2nd, 2009 02:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
moe81Title: EYEBALLS! Always Needing More
Rating: O_o
Pairing: Usopp/Luffy
Topic: Hungry Eyes
Words: 227
A/N: A sheer case of wtfness. (There's um...there's art. *spazzes in glee*)
Gentle fingers traced closed eyes, wrist pulse jumping in time with flickering lids as the subconscious took over in a dreaming state. He leaned closer, lips hovering bare millimeters away from warm flesh. This close and he could see even the faintest scars standing out from pale skin. With a faint smile, he watched as dark eyes revealed themselves and as the sunlight touched them, he wondered just what the other was thinking.
He had less than a second of a warning glint before pupils dilated and obscured all the white and there were teeth rushing at his face. There was no time to scream as eyeballs latched onto his cheek and the end of his nose and even as he backpeddled they didn’t let go, stretching out even further, optic nerves quivering at the strain and excitement.
Arms flailed in distress and he tried to pull away. With final tears he realized he was done for…
A loud thump and he fell over backwards, careening into a wall. He whipped his head up to find Nami standing over a whining Luffy, her face murderous as she stared at the blood staining the floor. Usopp was ready to get on his knees to thank her, to prostrate himself before her for saving him from certain doom.
Usopp fell over in shock at her next words.
“WE ALREADY FEED YOUR STOMACH! ISN’T THAT ENOUGH?”
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Date: 2009-06-02 04:40 am (UTC)If I have nightmares tonight, I shall blame YOU. :P
The artwork, too, is disturbing AND hilariously cute. Ack!
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Date: 2009-06-02 12:04 pm (UTC)EYEBALLS!I want the blame for everything, nightmares included~ XDDid we give you contradictory complexes? O_O I think we're happy with that, even if we do feel a little sorry for your mind~ *pats your brain*
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Date: 2009-06-02 04:49 am (UTC)YOU WIN TEH INTERWEBZ.
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Date: 2009-06-02 12:01 pm (UTC)I wins stuff~ Mistress is most happy.
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Date: 2009-06-02 10:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-02 11:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-10-26 09:31 pm (UTC)And heeeee, Nami. <3
OMG, LUFFY, PUT YOUR EYES BACK IN YOUR HEAD.