moe81 | Amusing comments

These are amusing comments that I have picked up from every which where. Unfortunately I can't remember where most of them come from, so if you recognise it, let me know and I'll credit it to you.

"Of course I'm out of my mind. It's dark and spooky in there."

"Get your mind out of the gutter, it's blocking my light."

"The primary difference between genius and stupidity, it that genius has its limits" - Anthony DeMartino, Daria

"Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional."

"I have suffered from amnesia for as long as I can remember."