Fic: Don't help

[moe81]

Title: Don’t Help

Rating: G

Pairing: Usopp/Luffy (thought I would try something different)

Topic: Interloper

Words: 228

A/N: I’m sure I’ll think of something witty to say later.

He kept his strokes slow and even. He was the only one in the room and there was no need to hurry, no one to have to divide his attention to. This was his time and he didn’t have to share with anyone.

 

The air was thick with concentration and moisture beaded across his skin as he effortlessly created longing with his hands. It was perfect, every slick slide creating a harmony within himself.

 

Completion was almost upon him when a slight breeze caressed the back of his neck, lifting his hair and sending a shiver across his skin. Warm arms wrapped themselves around him…twice. When the hell had Luffy learnt to sneak around?

 

Hands ran down the front of his overalls and caught his hands up, effectively immobilising him. Warm breath was gusted over his ear and he could feel his captain’s huge smile against his cheek.

 

“I wanna help.”

 

Hands moved and Usopp’s eyes widened to the size of dinner plates. No, oh no...

 

“Luffy, don-”

 

His cry was cut off as hands moved erratically over his. His stomach jumped and all the blood drained from his face. Not more than a moment later, Luffy let go of him and bounded out the door laughing.

 

Usopp stared forlornly at the image before him, crimson streaks where there shouldn’t be any, his art no longer a masterpiece.

Comments

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

This was evil! I tell you... eviiiiil! Got us all fooled! Well, definitely innocent little me... *blush*

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Mwhahahaha! My plan worked! It worked I tells you! And I'm so very glad it did.

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

And to be perfectly honest, I do love such evil little twists. :)

I take it this was just the first step towards world domination?

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Actually I think it may be second. *looks at checklist* Yep. Here it is: 2) Give twisted fiction to the masses. Hmm, 1 was...oh yeah. Create worshippers to build an alter.

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

Aha, I see. So I am already lost in your mastermind web of evil. Ahh, I love crusades for world domination! *jumps head over into the crowd*

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Oooh...we have a giggler~

Sankyoo ever so and please, do come again and again and we will slowly turn you to the dark side.

[sybile.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! Good one! Right after reading the first sentence I double checked the rating and then for the rest of the fic I was just dying to know what was really going on.

And awww!! Poor Usopp! As an artist myself I understand his pain fully *hugs him*

[moe81.livejournal.com]

OMG! I have sybile! I'm keeping you! *spins stupidly off the cliff but still manages to live on*

It was painful to make it the rating it was and I'm so glad someone actually went back and checked it. *cheers for misleading*

Hug him hard, sybile. He needs some lovin'.

[dark-kaomi.livejournal.com]

Usually I catch on pretty quick but you had me fooled from the beginning. Very nice.

[moe81.livejournal.com]

*rubs hands together in glee* My experimentations are working, so very well. *coughs* Ahem...

I'm glad you liked it and I thank you for reading, dear. I appreciate all comments, as I am slowly becoming...a comment whore.

[dark-kaomi.livejournal.com]

Aren't we all, in a way? *goes of to philisoph some more.*

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

Poooor Usopp!

Yes...I was also fooled. What a dirty mind I have...

[moe81.livejournal.com]

*sighs happliy* I did my job properly. *whispers* It's ok. I wrote it and I was fooled as well.

Congrats!!!

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

What? You're not online? I am stunned! I so want to bother you and tell you that you won!

*that way you choose a topic of awesome and I can start fulfilling it sooner!!

[anyjen.livejournal.com]

...this was like a mental purity test... and I FAILED! >_

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Oh it's all good. Everyone failed with that particular test. I wrote it and I still failed. *smirks* What's that say about me~

[anyjen.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, now I feel a bit better. ^^U

Guess you can't be a yaoi fan for long without starting to fail these tests. :P

[moe81.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking there was a life-test beforehand and then those that failed were presented with yaoi. But the yaoi fans are the ones that win, so I'm not too sure how that works.

[leaper182.livejournal.com]

Awww! Dammit, Luffy!

*pets Usopp gently*

I was hoping for porn, but artistic!Usopp is very lovely too. <3

[elliotshoe.livejournal.com]

There must be something wrong with me...
It was the first time reading something of yours and not thinking pervertedly.
Does this mean I win?