OP ficcage

[moe81]

Title: A helping hand

Rating: PG – for language

Pairing: Zoro/Sanji

Topic: Kindness

Words: 43

“Thank you, young man. I’ve always depended on the kindness of strangers.”

 

“Shitty marimo. Stop manhandling the poor woman.”

 

“How about if I manhandle your ass?”

 

“How about if I kick your head in?”

 

“You two really are so nice to each other.”

Comments

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

Those two need a t-shirt each: Hazardous to your health - RUN!

On the other hand...when else would an old lady get their hands on a young handsome man's body..?

Btw I posted something especially for you in my journal. (you and ends_of_time that is) Hope you like. :)

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Or maybe: Hazardous to your health - Pull up a chair and watch, we have a medical team standing by.

I swear, little old ladies are more perverted than the rest of us. They can get away with anything.

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

True dat. Medical team IS very imporant - for all nose bleeds! Excellent thinking my dear! Snape would give you 10 house points. :)

Wait I AM an old lady! Does that mean that I can get away with anything? Does that mean that I can now bestow lovely young male behinds with the occasional slap and state that there was a fly? LOL

[moe81.livejournal.com]

You mean you don't already? Slap those asses and since flies move around a lot, you can get a few more in.

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

We're experiencing already very cold temperatures here... not many flies around anymore. :(

[moe81.livejournal.com]

So? You're an old lady, yes? Who the hell needs an excuse, just go along and slap as many as you like. No one will hold it against you. And that restraining order is nothing.

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

Ok, will do (as long as you bail me out...) :D

[moe81.livejournal.com]

I'll have to dive into my stash of cash under the floorboards, but ok. I told them all that bootlegging would come in handy one day.

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

THE woman with a plan! Gotta luv you! :) *hugs*