There's more? Oh my

[moe81]

Title: All Gone

Rating: PG (for swearing only)

Pairing: Zoro’s going solo

Topic: Doors

Words: 101

A/N: Hell if I know.

He’d been locked out. The one place he depended on for any kind of relief and someone had shut the damn door on him. Force would have opened it but then there would have been kicking and screaming and it almost wasn’t worth the consequences.

 

Almost.

 

He stared forlornly at the wood panelling – not that he would admit to being anything other than pissed as hell - and sincerely hoped that someone would come along and let him have access to the one thing he needed.

 

“There’s nothing in there, shitty marimo. That’s what happens when you drink everything in sight.”

Comments

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

LOL. Ohhh the suspense! I have to admit I have a dirty mind... since I thought more along the lines of storage room for self pleasure time. *hides behind fluffy dryer balls*

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Someone is as perverted as me. Good. I was thinking "Relief, Sanji, relief, Sanji." Zoro was insistent that it be his booze though. Who am to deny to boy.

Those fluffy balls provide excellent protection and are also useful as a landing pad, should you fall over.

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

Relief, hmm? Sanctuary maybe? I mean in Sanji... gahh, see? This is me in utter bad form, with bad puns and a lewd mind. lol

You should patent those fluffy dryer balls and then market them to the fullest. No reason to waste a perfectly good source of money. :)

[moe81.livejournal.com]

We love your lewd mind. Keep is moist and spongy and then we can see just how much relief Sanji can get in...the... Ok that came out wrong. *looks back* Yep.

What exactly would they be marketed as? "They're round and fluffy. Have some balls"? Ok. Maybe not.

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

lol I should open a club of "the sophisticated lewd mind". Do you think I would be able to gather many members? Would you become a member? *puppy eyes*

Hmmm, maybe for homesick kids? Have a warm, soft and fluffy ball - the perfect mom replacement! Errr, no.

[moe81.livejournal.com]

You know damn well I'll be a member. In fact, I'll be the first to sign up. Where's that pen?

"They're warm, they're fluffy. Please let our balls comfort you." Hmm...that would be a no.