Drabblish

[moe81]

Title: AGAIN?

Rating: PG

Pairing: Zoro/Sanji

Topic: Justice

Words: 129

A/N: Because Sanji fails… at everything.

 

 

Again. It happened again and for the life of him he couldn’t figure out why. Were they really that damn stupid? How damn hard was it to get him while he was in action?

 

“You know, it still looks like you.”

 

He kicked the moron in the head and shoved his forehead against the others, jabbing a finger, hard, into a muscled chest.

 

“It… looks like me? Are you insane? It’s worse than the last one. How the hell can they keep doing this? Is it really that imposs-mmpfh.”

 

The kiss broke and he gulped for air.

 

“You’re an idiot, cook. We all know it’s you so what does it matter?”

 

Sanji wanted to cry. No damn photo for his bounty… again. There was no justice in this world.

Comments

[ends-of-time.livejournal.com]

HA ha! Why is Sanji's fail so damn amusing? I don't think anyone will ever really figure it out, but...*snicker*. I love him. But I LOVE YOU MORE!!!!

<3<3<3

[moe81.livejournal.com]

I will never be satisifed with the love from you, dearest. MORE LOVE~! LETS ALL SHARE THE LOVE AROUND!

[ohsnap9292.livejournal.com]

Poor Sanji. He just can't win, can he?

It's okay though cos Zoro loves him anyways.

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

Love them punchlines saved for the last. :) Always a pleasure to read. :)

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

I love how much everyone love to sail in the ocean of all sanji's fail...

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Sanji's ocean of fail is a big one. There's room for all, so come and enjoy!

[anyjen.livejournal.com]

Awwww. Poor Sanji.

You know, it wouldn't surprise me if the next bounty poster really didn't come with his picture on it. XD
Or, with his luck, it will be a really uncool picture. Like, him in the toilet, or something like that. xD
He should anonimously send the marines his own picture.

(but he did win... once. During the matter with Duval, when Caimie rescued him, shoving him against her chest... that was the one time he did win... even if the rest made fun of him for it.)