Multi Fandom Celebrity Crack

[moe81]

Title: We're lost… and it's not Zoro's fault this time.

Rating: C

Fandom: Random

A/N: There is no excuse.

We're Sanji and Zoro’s angels.

 

*poses*

 

Not Charlie’s. Who the fuck would want to be his angel?

 

Ugly bastard!

 

*poses again*

 

Bang

 

Kick

 

Slice and dice

 

mmm… blood

 

All covered and dying

 

Umm… no.  Sorry.

 

Damn angst. Get out of there.

 

We’re going into the land of randomness.

 

We weren’t before?

 

We were in confusion kingdom.

 

Ahh. That explains a lot.

 

So now, which way do we go from here?

 

Up?

 

North.

 

Or...

 

To that giant wheelchair!

 

Wheeeeeee!

 

Lets go down the hill in this!!!

 

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

Where are the brakes?

 

Ow.

 

I think I hit my pinkie.

 

Want me to cut it off for you?

 

I can have Zoro do it.

 

Nah. It’s okay. But you should probably cut off the ears of that leprechaun.

 

Do I get his gold then?

 

Hurry! It’s running away!

 

Stuff him. He can fall off the cliff. And it looks like he can’t see it coming.

 

But if you don’t cut it off, we'll be forced to dance the Macarena until Orlando Bloom poses and pouts to the funny-looking birds with no eyes.

 

You don’t want that, do you?

 

The boys will save us anyway.

 

Riding in on their trusty stead, Chopper.

 

Or will they...?

 

Until they find that they really don’t care and disappear behind a bush for hot, sweaty, monster fighter shagging.

 

But behind THAT bush? But... don't they care that that bush is really Zoro’s enchanted twin brother?

 

They never seem to have a problem with an audience. At least from the times they’ve just gone at it on deck in plain view of everyone else, they don’t seem to.

 

Hmmmm. I see Dorothy sitting on the rainbow, swinging her legs in that annoying way that kids do and singing a Rhianna song way too loud. But Peter Pan seems to dig it.

 

Then where the hell is Tinkerbelle?

 

Smexing it up with fireimp!Ace.

 

Poor Smoker.

 

Smoker is watching. He’s learning the tricks to become a stalker from Gin.

 

Poor Smoker.

 

There’s Hugh Grant.

 

On a fence

 

And

 

Celine Dion

 

Swallowing her microphone

 

Lost in the forest

 

Choking

 

Dead

 

Alvin and Simon performing Heimlich

 

Scratching

 

And being DJ

 

Theodore singing

 

The Chipettes providing backup

 

We need a chorus line!

 

Chip and Dale in a tree laughing their tails off.

 

Mickey and friends come on doing the Cancan.

 

And Donald does a tap solo.

 

Elmer Fudd comes with a shot gun.

 

Be vewy vewy qwite its singer season.

Comments

[ends-of-time.livejournal.com]

This is...um..wh-what, and...*gurgle*

I think I died, but I really can't tell. But I'm pretty certain you're awesome. That's about all I know, at this point...

[moe81.livejournal.com]

HELP! We have a... possible... death. *checks pulse* Umm... maybe.

Eeennddddsss... waaaake uuup. There's more crack to be had.

[unearthed-dawn.livejournal.com]

My logic is just as skewed as yous, it made total sense to me! Is that bad??

[moe81.livejournal.com]

No no. This is a good thing. You have entered our world and you will never leave again. We really are quite normal and don't left anyone tell you different... especially the men with the little white paddy wagon, carrying the restraint jackets.