moe81 | OP Fic: What I've Learned

Title: What I’ve Learned

Rating: Bad language, naughty thoughts. Need I say more?

Pairing: Smoker/Ace

A/N: Strange stuff appears from our brains (and yes I do include nonoji in that).

There is only so much that can be learned from your elders as you’re growing up. Reading, writing, table manners, how to be polite when in the company of adults.

At least this was Ace’s belief… until he met a marine. A grumpy, silver haired, muscle bound, shirtless… marine.

Since then Ace has had quite a few lessons that he was sure were never meant to be taught. Especially to a young boy, by his guardians, which would explain why he had never found out about them. The most valuable things he’d learnt were oddly enough, in the most unlikely of positions. Smoker never let him forget his five most important lessons because it usually resulted in some sort of violent punishment. Being tied down, gagged, spanked and…you get the idea.

Lesson the first and this was the biggest one.

How not to set the ship on fire.

After that they were all pretty much common sense.

2. How to piss people off, yet keep them hot.

Ok admittedly, that one was his but it was learnt while chasing after his marine, so it counted.

3. How to stop setting the sheets alight every time he hit orgasm.

4. How to control himself enough to come in a bucket full of water.

Where that had originated from was still a little hazy to Ace.

5. How to be less discreet so that Hina and Tashigi knew when they were going at it and could take the pictures for Nami. Even though they keep saying that they don’t want them seen by the public.

That last one was a biggie. Mostly because it just kept Hina off his Taisa’s back, more than anything.

Ace did have to admit though, that having the Commodore as a teacher wasn’t bad. It wasn’t bad at all.