It's never ending, I swear

[moe81]

 

Title: Balls Up

Rating: Umm… I really don’t know other than C and more C

A/N: I DID NOT start this one. It belongs to nonoji.

*CLUTCH*

 

*GRAB*

 

“Robin!”

 

“I want them.”

 

“‘You must…let. Go!!'”

 

“No. I’m keeping them for study."

 

“Now. Slowly. Put. The balls down.”

 

And back away.

 

Slowly.

 

*the deck sprouts hands* “MINE!”

 

“Aaaaaaaaaaah!!!”

 

“But Luffy-san, if you are made of rubber, how can a little squeeze hurt?”

 

"But, Robin. They’re my manly bits...yrk."

 

“Aaaaaaaaaaaah! We need a doctor! We need a doctor! Oh, I’m the doctor.”

 

"Give me those balls. I can look after them."

 

“Robin-chwaan. I heard some noise. Are the idiots disturbing you? Oh a..aaaaahhh!!!!”

 

"R-r-robin-ch-chan. P-please. I-i need those."

 

"MINE. ALL OF THE BALLS ON THIS SHIP ARE MINE!"

 

"I’m sorry, Robin. You'll have to share. I do need some control over them."

 

“Hm. Well if it’s with you navigator-san...”

 

"Thank you, Robin. By the way, you missed Zoro."

 

“No. I got his this morning, actually.”

 

"Ah. That explains why he wasn't walking right."

 

“Well... I don't easily let go once I get my hand on a treasure. Actually, even at this very moment, under his pants...”

 

"Fuck woman. What the hell did I ever do to you?"

 

*SQUEEZE*

 

"Ahh... shit. Little harder."

 

“Even harder? My, I thought that cook-san was the masochist between you two.”

 

"No, no. We tend to share that particular tr.....ahhh."

 

“Arhhh. Robi~n!!! You’re squeezing mine harder as well!!! Sto-stop.. please stop..”

 

"Apologies, Longnose-san. I forgot you do have a pain tolerance level."

 

“Harder devil woman, harder!! ...Why the fuck do you have rope? And I know I'll regret asking but... why is it slimy?”

 

"How hard would you like, swordsman-san? Oh and I paid a little visit to foreman-san of dock one."

 

“Aaaah!!! Not mine Robin!! You're squeezing the wrong balls again!!”

 

"Navigator-san, a little help if you please."

 

“Gladly. Anything for you, nee-san.”

 

"Anybody in particular you would like to handle?"

 

“Hmmmm...” *evil smile* Him...and him.”

 

"Very well. Have at them and don't let them get away. Please, use the rope I received from foreman-san if you need."

 

“Wow, Nami! The tied bits get really small!!”

 

Comments

[danizuka.livejournal.com]

squeezing theit balls!!! oh mey god!! and zoro enjoy it!!!!

[moe81.livejournal.com]

I know. I swear nonoji has THE most perverted mind *sticks tongue out at nonoji*. Well you do.

Zoro is SUCH a masochist. He's fun to play with.

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

Um, no.
You do missy.

[moe81.livejournal.com]

So says you who wanted to play with mugiwara balls.

[danizuka.livejournal.com]

yeah i just love the fact that he is masochist!!!! Well i think i have a pervert mindo too!!!