moe81 | Have some more crack (it's all I seem to be able to write)

Title: More orgies for the win… Sorta

Rating: It’s an orgy. What do you think?

A/N: For nonoji again ß Like that’s a surprise. This is bad and it’s brain breaking. I urge you NOT to read this.

We begin with Zoro and Sanji walking home from a strenuous day at… well wherever they could have been.

Being Zoro and Sanji, they need to contend with certain urges. Such as beating the shit out of one another, manly name calling and of course, sexing each other up. Again.

On this particular day, they’ve spent hours and hours on ~~foreplay~~ manly violence with the interjection of trying to piss each other off with manly swearing. As the name calling continues down a lone dusty street, the urge to tear each others clothes off, becomes a priority. Unfortunately for them, the closest thing to a surface is a 10 foot high, mesh fence.

This particular dilemma does not seem to discourage them at all and being who they are, decide to improvise. As such, and because it is a public place, they proceed for a short round of over-the-clothes, fence humping.

This satisfies them for all of 15 minutes, while they try to catch their breaths. It is then that they notice a playground just over the way and deliberate if this would be more useful to them than their fence.

As they stroll to the equipment, we can see Ben and Shanks, our old married couple, coming down the path, taking their dog for a walk. It appears that the dog is not the only one with a leash. I do hope Shanks isn’t planning to choke Ben with his. They are amicably chatting about nothing in particular, when Shanks, the ever observant man that he is, stops… and stares. And stares some more.

“Umm… Ben?”

“Yes. I see it too.”

“How do you think they manage to balance like that?”

“I have no idea, Captain…urk. I mean master.”

As we pan our gazes to the playground, we can see Zoro and Sanji on the slippery dip. Going at it. Again.

And even though they may have been enjoying themselves to the fullest, in their haste to get naked, they forgot to check that the surrounding area… was free of other people.

From here we can see young children playing in the sandpit and mothers nearby, all of them watching the spectacle of our boys going at it. Interestingly, the mothers are struck with the sudden need to whore themselves out.

We see a flash of blue and gold, as Kaya and Vivi show an interest in joining in and turning it into a foursome. Oddly, the boys are not disgusted and accept them wholeheartedly.

From back on the path, Shanks and Ben continue to watch with undeniable interest.

Oh my. It appears that from somewhere Usopp and Luffy have made an appearance, not that anyone on the playground equipment would be noticing anytime soon. It is unsure at this point if they would like to join in. So while deliberating this particular decision, they feel the need to score the performance of the current orgy contenders.

As they find themselves becoming quite bored (and quite aroused), they decide that THIS is the time they will jump in to the melee and enjoy themselves.

For some inexplicable reason, Nico Robin has arrived. She always was as crafty one and as she believed that she should not be left out, lent a helping hand to all involved.

As we can see, all the Mugiwara nakama are having a fantastic time.

Oh, excuse me. Someone is calling for my attention.

Oh, dear. I do apologise. It appears I have misplaced Franky and Brook. One moment, I see bushes moving in the distance. Oh, no. No, it’s just a reindeer.

It appears that the children in the sandpit have grown curious. They are making a slow approach to the mesh of arms, legs and bodies. They may be about to get an impromptu lesson in sexual education.

Yes. They are in fact, asking their mothers’ questions on what is happening. Let us get closer and see if it is possible to hear what they are saying.

“Why is that man’s ding dong getting bigger? And that man’s as well?”

“They’re kissing. That’s so yucky.”

“Where are they putting their wee wee’s?”

“Why is that one bent over?”

“What is that lady doing with her hands?”

“Why are they panting like my puppy dog?”

“Hey, why are the men walking the dog doing it too?”

Oh, my… well, I guess they had to learn sometime. And it seems that Shanks and Ben have decided this would be a good time for them to join in too.

I can still hear the children calling out. I wonder how their parents will explain this to them.

“Look! Another man… and another!”

“Mummy, I see boobies. Mummy? Mummy?”

“Mummy is having ‘me’ time right now, sweetie.”

Oh, dear. I suppose the children will have to wait until another day. Perhaps we shall leave… this… to the spectators and make our way elsewhere. Oh, fear not. I’m sure we will be able to watch, once again, in the near future.

Until then, I leave you with the parting thought, that is a constant where these situations are concerned: Mugiwara orgies are fun.