Crack Again: Orgies Are Fun!

[moe81]

Title: Nakama Orgy of Doom

Rating: Umm…

Pairing: You are kidding right

A/N: Alternate lines each,nonoji and I will destroy your brains.

hawhaw

 

heehaw

 

heeha

 

hooha

 

eeeooo

 

I think its coming from the galley.

 

I also hear thumping.

 

And a table creaking.

 

Nami: "Would you two keep it down!"

 

"It didn’t bother you when you joined last time!"

 

"But then it had to turn in to a damn orgy. So you are not forgiven!"

 

Nami:"...hey!! Take you're hands off m..mmmmghh"

 

"Navigator-san, would you like some help? Senchou, a hand if you please."

 

"Yosh!"

"Do you need a doctor as well, Luffy?"

"Yeah you come too."

 

"The Great Captain Usopp can pleasure you all at one time."

  

Nami: "God, not again...no! That doesn’t mean i want you to stop Sanji-kun! Keep sucking. Harder!"

 

"Mellorine~~~~"

 

"Witch woman..."

 

"YOHOHOHO"

 

"Super~!"

 

"Does anyone need their temperature taken?"

 

"Oh me! Me! But hang on, I want you to check Usopp’s nose first."

 

"I can't when it’s up there, Luffy."

 

"Oh. Then I guess that can wait. Franky~! You’re really hard! Harder than steel!

 

"Super! I can go franky-kentarus if that helps."

 

Chopper: *sparkles* "wow, Franky, can I experiment with your body? Medically, of course."

 

"Of course my little doctor. But please can you check my lubrication first?"

 

"Its cola flavoured!!"

 

"Ooohh... can I have some too Franky?"

 

"Sure can."

 

"Sanji! We need some meat in here."

 

Sanji: "What kind? chorizos, frankfurt or wein or berliners?"

 

"All of them! There can never be enough meat."

 

"Ew, Luffy! Your breath stinks. I'm getting out of here. Zoro, you have another 500% increase in debt because you pulled Sanji-kun away from me at the very best bit."

 

"Go to hell, devil woman. That's my piece of ass you’re tryin on."

 

"Yohohohoho!!! Does anyone want to try some humorous?"

 

"SKULL JOKE!

 

"Skull joke! That was funny. He’s sooo interesting. Isn’t he chopper?"

 

"Mmmph. Puh. Robin, I still need to breathe when you do that."

 

"Oh, excuse me long-nose-san, my concentration is not up to its usual standard."

"I don’t blame you when you're using your ability like THAT."

 

"Ooh ooh. Use it on me! Use it on me!"

 

"~~fleur!!"

 

"HEHE!"

 

"Let me have a go at topping, marimo!"

 

"You're the uke. Get used to it."

 

"Not with me he ain't ."

"Oi, give him back!"

 

"Sorry, Zoro. Sanji's our cabin boy. Captain's orders."

 

"When did you get here? FIRE FIST?"

 

"Smoker's just tying up the skiff. Won't be long."

 

"Will that mean Hina-san is here as well, Portgas-san?"

 

"Yes, tashigi-san. Would you like to join the pile up now or wait for us?"

 

"Don't look at me like that, woman. I already have all the ass I need. AND DONT TOUCH MY SWORD!"

Comments

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Good point.

Think 5 on one post was too many? 8D