Registration: Extended Version
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moe81Title: Registration (Extended version)
Rating: PG for naughty words
Words: 404
The gathering consisted of an admiral, a vice-admiral and a denden mushi call from a man that should not have been contactable.
"What’s the matter, old man? The boys’ making life interesting?”
There was an odd grin and a twinkling of eyes. “They’re worse than you ever were, boy.”
A deep laugh rumbled over the line. “That’s my boys.”
There was coughing and sputtering, then a loud ‘Ahem’ from behind the desk. “We really don’t have time for a social call today, do we Vice-Admiral?”
The Vice stared at him until the Admiral thought he may just have to wet his pants or at least shift around uncomfortably.
“What is it you want from me?” The little snail waited patiently for an answer.
The admiral took it upon himself to proceed with the problematic situation. “I suppose this may be futile, but could you please ask your sons to tone down and minimize their current actions?”
There was a snort and a cough from both the denden mushi and the Vice-Admiral.
“I think you may be asking a bit much there. And since I have better things to do than listen to a whiny little shit, I’ll be going.” The snail swung its eyes to the Vice.
“Oi, old man? Tell my eldest not to break his marine. And tell… umm… well, you know.”
Beeping from the snail filled the room. The Admiral looked over to his colleague, an apparent twitch dancing around his eye.
“Well?”
There was a shrug and a slightly evil grin. “Like I can do anything. I wanted them both to be marines. You don’t seem to really have much of a choice.”
The eye twitched faster. “I don’t want to give that damn pirate anything.”
“It will make your life a lot simpler, if you do.”
There was muttered cursing and then, “Shit. Fine.” The admiral turned to his secretary, who had been hiding himself in the corner. “Official entry for the Pirate Identification and Territory Association Register.”
“The P.I.T.A.? Hai, sir.” The secretary stood tall, quill poised over paper.
“Ability, paramecia. Bounty, exorbitant and rising. Threat Level, extreme.” The admiral paused, taking a deep breath and contemplated jumping out the window to his demise.
“Sir? I need the rest.”
He choked and continued. “Class, Mugiwara.” The secretary’s eyes widened. “Sub-class, Monkey.”
“A-a-and the rest of the crew, sir?”
A low growl echoed across the room.
“Yes, Sir. Understood."
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Date: 2008-08-09 03:11 pm (UTC)You're better than me, actually. I had a different reason for the Register and in my mind, your comment just kicked the fic up a different level. 8D
And just because Dragon isn't around, doesn't mean he has no idea what is going on with his kids.
C'mon Ace, break him. Break him hard.no subject
Date: 2008-08-09 03:37 pm (UTC)Hmm, might have a BIG point there with Dragon daddy. For some reason I have the feeling that keeping tabs on his kids is like keeping a lifeline to his past. (damn, look at me, I am totally into roamance these days. argh lol)
Smoker: Fuck, I doubt they grant me another new desk this month!
Ace: Order a stone altar then.
Smoker: What the hell? Why would I do that?
Ace: I wouldn't mind being your virgin sacrifice..
Smoker just rolls his eyes "Stop reading those shitty romance novels!"
:) (sorry, but you had that sooo coming. lol)
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Date: 2008-08-09 03:39 pm (UTC)Sorry. Oh...shiiiitt *cackles manically*
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Date: 2008-08-09 03:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-09 04:18 pm (UTC)Another little snippet just for you, going with the whole "Daddy told me not to" image:
Ace dangles a pair of handcuffs in front of Smoker.
Smoker: WTF? You into role play now?
Ace: No. My dad told me that I shouldn't break you, ergo, I must be restrained! *big grin*
Smoker: Since when do you listen to your old man?
Ace: Since it brings the kinky toys into our bed! *mischievous smile*
(Hope you like it)
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Date: 2008-08-09 04:24 pm (UTC)Blame daddy. It's all his fault.
I LOVE IT! *GLOMPS* STILL CANT FUCKING BREATHE! *SNORTS* AND I THINK I WOKE UP THE PEOPLE AT THE OTEHR END OF THE HOUSE!
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Date: 2008-08-09 04:33 pm (UTC)Haha! So you are guilty of waking up the neighbors now and then too? There should be a foundation for all the suffering neighbors of crazed One Piece (or in my case OP and Bleach fans) worldwide. Wonder how many there would be. lol
Yep, Greek God all the way! (I'm so not gonna start a cult. Nuhuhu.)
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Date: 2008-08-09 04:39 pm (UTC)I tend to scare the cat a lot too. Makes for funny stuff when he spazzes out of the room. OP AND BLEACH, FTW! These are my only two manga/anime fandoms.
If you're not gonna start one... I AM! WE WILL HAVE A SHRINE TO THE GOD ZORO AND GIVE HIM TRIBUTES OF SAKE
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Date: 2008-08-09 04:56 pm (UTC)Thank you very much. And really, better read my other stuff if you think I am any good. Cause for me writing is ultra hard. Not being a native speaker takes me forever to look up THE perfect word. *rolls eyes at herself* lol
YAY! Another Bleach fan! *hearts you* You like Renji and Ichigo? (kinda had a quick peek at your profile) I love Bya/Ren and Kensei/Shuuhei and some others too. Too many to mention now. lol
LOL "and cooks!" my gods that cracks up. Well, concerning cults I am a bit oh damn, why not? I still got some sake at home. Cheers! :)
(Poor kitty! I love cats. Never had one myself but my host family had two. Before I left I turned them into movie stars - I made short vids with them. Those two had me so wrapped around their little paws! lol Specific breed or "simply kitten"?
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Date: 2008-08-09 05:06 pm (UTC)You wouldn't know it by the way you write, even in commenting you don't see it. I plan to read all your stuff but since it's like 2.30 am, I figure sleep first - fic later. Some comprehension does help when trying to read.
Ren/Ichi is my OTP but I like heaps of others. Some idiot out there (don't remember their name) wrote an OP xover with Bleach. I liked the fic but had no idea as to what this "Bleach" was. Now I can't get rid of the damn thing.
Did they get their own dressing rooms? Or were they not quite that big in the industry? Breed = SPAZ! (I think that's close enough). And now I'm bloody laughing again. DAMMIT!
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Date: 2008-08-09 05:22 pm (UTC)Oh yes, then please off to bed with you. Get a good rest. :)
Please don't make me curious about a Naruto/Bleach cross-over. I tend to stay the hell away of those but.. curiosity kills the cat, yes? lol
lol No, no dressing rooms but one of them LOVED to sneak into my wardrobe and then start mewling piteously when I locked the door never realizing that SOMEONE aka fluffy white/orange cat had nestled itself into my pullovers. lol They were gorgeous and quite demanding. Miss them a lot.
Umm, not to appear completely stupid... what is OTP? and SPAZ?
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Date: 2008-08-10 04:34 am (UTC)Need to get your own kitty. Make it do silly things.
There is no stupid questions, especially when it comes to dealing with fandoms and stuff. I'm only just learning some of the acronyms myself and some still make no sense to me.
OTP = One True Pairing
SPAZ=spaz *have a spasm/twitch type thing; go a bit mental; freak out*
Hope that helps. Aaaaand I'm laughing again. Shit.
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Date: 2008-08-10 05:13 am (UTC)Am not allowed to keep a kitty in my house. Landlady would have my bahind. :(
Ahh, thankies, now it's all clear. :)
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Date: 2008-08-10 05:24 am (UTC)You could train the kitty to attack the landlady. Have a whole army of kitties.
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Date: 2008-08-09 04:26 pm (UTC)Shit my ribs hurt!