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moe81Title: It Was This Big
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sanji/Usopp
Topic: Monster
Words: 120
“Usopp, what...?”
“It attacked me.”
“I don't think...”
“It attached itself to me!”
*sigh* “Usopp...”
“I was just sitting there, regaling my audience with tales… a-adventures of myself and my crew of 9000 men...”
“Crew got bigger, did it?”
“...when suddenly, this HUGE creature jumped out of the ocean and made as if to maul me...”
“More like it was mauled by Luffy.”
“...but I held steady and took it down with my prowess. Although not before it...it...”
“It...?”
“IT VIOLATED ME!”
“Usopp, pull your pants up.”
“IT'S A MONSTER!”
“Actually, it's just part of a tentacle.”
“Saaannnjiiii!”
“So, what then? You want me to suck it off?”
*blink* “You think that would work?”
“Only one way to find out.”
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Date: 2009-04-15 02:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-15 09:01 pm (UTC)(but I kind of feel sorry for the poor tentacly thing. It didn't stand a chance when it was so close to Luffy's enormous appetite...)
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Date: 2009-04-22 01:24 pm (UTC)