MEME~~~~

[moe81]

Whaaaa~~~ I got tagged by mr_redrum . *wibbles* You know...tag can be quite a violent game. Really violent. I ditch this meme at mishagirl, sybile and popkin16. Enjoy~~ *twirls off into a wall*

 

 

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

“…But as faux-sports go, NASCAR, aside from golf…” Latest edition of supersize MAD magazine *rolls eyes*

 

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

My orange magnetic time man. (I gave him hair using a post-it note.)

 

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

It’s been that long since I turned it on I don’t remember.

 

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

10.20 am

 

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

10.27 am

 

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The receptionist and lots of rustling paper.

 

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Couple hours ago. I watered the plants.

 

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Overdue notice for the boss’ council rates.

 

9. What are you wearing?

Work clothes *blegh*

 

10. Did you dream last night?

I did and I remember waking up and trying to send myself back to sleep to finish it. Damn alarm clock.

 

11. When did you last laugh?

In general or hysterically? That would have been last night talking to nonoji.

12.What are on the walls of the room you are in?

This weird picture of a dog fishing. *stares at it trying to comprehend*

 

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Weirder than usual? Is that even possible?

 

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Amusing

 

15. What is the last film you saw?

Wanted. And I would gladly see it again.

 

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

An island. Where I would then leave civilisation and become a hermit.

 

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

Why do you want to know? Oi, what you writing? Is that about me? What’s it say? No, dammit, I’m not paranoid.

 

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
World peace sounds retarded, so I’m just going to say…end all wars.

19. Do you like to dance?

I’m not sure what I do actually defines any kind of dancing…but yes, I do enjoy a turn around the floor.

20. George Bush:

Actually I named it Fred. I just have to remember to water it.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Josephine

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Alexander

 

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I’m still considering it. I’d love to live in Scotland.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Oh, hell. Now we’re screwed.