Am I back? I really hope so.

[moe81]

Title: Getting Inside

Rating: PG…I guess

Pairing: ZoSan (shock)

A/N: I was given a pic by nonoji and this is kinda the result. (Knew I forgot something)  It's AU.

“C’mon Bro, 5 minutes. I just wanna peeky peek.”

 

Zoro stood steadfast, slight glare directed at the lanky idiot.

 

“What will it take, huh?” Paper flashed along with yellow stained fingers and calloused hands, pushing at him the lowest bribe he’d been offered in a long time. There was a muted sigh, followed by an exhale of cigarette smoke into his personal space. If he didn’t have such self control, he would have kicked the moron.

 

Money was slipped back into the front pocket of skinny, tight-as-all-fuck jeans and said moron leaned back against the doorway. How long would it take him to pick the guy up and throw him back into the street? Probably long enough for the manager to notice. Evil-spawn woman had telepathy or some shit.

 

Long fingers were shoved deep into a pocket, pulling denim taut across, what appeared to be, a very well-endowed crotch. Especially since the guy looked like a toothpick. Snap in half if he tried to do anything with him.

 

Or maybe he wouldn’t. Cigarette butt was thrown to the gutter, left to smolder and turn to ash.

 

The guy stretched his fingers out and ran a finger from the security badge on Zoro’s pants, up over the jacket zipper, dragging his tie between long fingers and stopping to play with his three earrings. A shiver went down his spine and was probably – most definitely – not from a cold change in the air.

 

“Well, if you’re not gonna let me in,” fingers in his hair and lips near his ear, “how ‘bout you?” A weird looking eyebrow raised itself past the line of the hoodie and the tic in Zoro’s forehead sped up a little, just as his pulse jumped and his blood rushed south.

 

“I’ll make it worth your while.” A confidant smirk and the flash of promise in a blue eye and maybe, just maybe, Zoro’s night wasn’t going to be all bad.

Comments

[popkin16]

I thought this was rather hot >_> Sanji's settling for first second best, eh? If he can't get a peek at whatever it is that he wants to, then he'll just have to settle for the ridiculously hot security guard.

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

lol Let me guess - the evil spawn woman is Nami?

Nice one, a bit different from your usual style me thinks. And me likes!

[ends-of-time.livejournal.com]

Ooooooh, very interesting, mon amie. Definitely a departure. I'm not totally certain what it is, exactly, that Sanji was trying to see (presumably Nami, but I don't know why), but other than that mild confusion, I thought it was quite loverly, my dear. Thanks for the lovelyness!

[moe81.livejournal.com]

What I wouln't give to be able to post nonoji's pic...or have her do it. It was pretty and pink.

So glad you liked it, even if I did managed to confuddle the brain meats. Who says fiction needs to make sense?

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Good guess. Although I guess it's kind of a given since Zoro is swearing at her.

It's AU, so I wasn't sure how it would work out.

I like that you like it and I like that it's different and I like that you keep coming back.

[moe81.livejournal.com]

I probably sounds creepified but I love that you get what goes on in my mind when I'm writing. Although...I wonder if I should be afraid that someone understands me that well. *wide eyes* I'm scared.

I think I'd rather just have the hot security guard to begin with. *nods* Definately.

[popkin16]

I'll take that as a compliment, actually. XD Because honestly, I envy you your writing ability. So...yeah. What you said made me go: *smug pose*

Haha, me too. But some people (meaning Sanji) are a bit slower than us.

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Talk about being god for the ego. Imma gonna keep you!

Lets "smug pose" together, then take on the world. *poses*

Sanji needs more than a nudge. He needs a giant flashing sign in front of his face.

[popkin16]

Yay, I'm being kept! ^_^

*Poses with you*

Now to take on the world! What we gonna do tonight, Brain? ~~~ What we do every night, Binky. TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

He needs that giant flashing sign to smack him in the face sometimes, too. *Sigh* Whatever will we do with our blind cook?

[moe81.livejournal.com]

WORLD DOMINATION!

We could just keep him blindfolded and play games with him. And that sounds more perverted than I thought it would.

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

Me thinks we like a lot together. ;)

[popkin16]

YOSH!

LOL! I suppose the amount of perversion depends on the games we play with our blindfolded cook. >_> Any idea's?

[moe81.livejournal.com]

How about... Blind Man in the Buff? Pin the Hand on the Ass?

[popkin16]

I think both games sound appealing. So hard to choose...*ponders*

[knarz.livejournal.com]

I'd love to see the picture, but I like the pic your story painted quite well, too. Yummy and hot! ^.^

[moe81.livejournal.com]

I'd like to show you but the artist said no, unfortunately. Just know that it was coloured in shades of pink~~

Glad you enjoyed it.